Samurai Pizza Cats

Polly:
I was so worried about pizza toppings, I never realized the spice of my inner feelings for him... and now, he's heading straight into the deadly comet, and I may never have the chance to tell him how I feel... oh, to stroke his fuzzy whiskers... I love him so!

Lucille:
Oh... how can you hold all of these feelings inside you for so long?

Polly Esther:
A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?

Guru Lou:
Read my eyelids: NO NEW ROBOTS!

[first line of the opening]

Director:
Will someone please cue that bird?

Kid:
Mama-san, what do they call that thing they shoot cats out of?

Mama-san:
I'm not sure, but I think they call it a cat-apault.

Kid:
Boy, I'm glad I didn't have to say THAT line...

Francine:
A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!

Guido:
Must be rap music.

Narrator:
Is this the end of the Pizza Cats? After only seven episodes?

Francine:
[Answering phone] "Saumrai Pizza Cats, pizza's our middle name!"

Bad Bird:
[after freezing professor Ohm] "Now you know what it's like to live in Quebec. Perhaps now you'll learn to speak au fran?ais. Give us the secret, or you'll be eating cr?pes, pal!"

Speedy Cerviche:
Acthooo! [sneezes]

Francine:
Hey! Be careful not to sneeze on the pizzas!

Guido Anchovis:
Yeah, or we'll have to charge more for the extra toppings.

Speedy Cerviche:
You think you can just walk away from all this? You think I'm gonna let you go just because our spineless criminal justice system allows crooks to walk the streets, while innocent people live in fear? Ooh-who, that really ticks me off!

Polly:
Who comes up with these lines?

Speedy Cerviche:
Ever had one of those days when you just want to go back to bed?

Speedy Cerviche:
The p*ssy is the cat's meow

Princess Violet Tokugawa:
[getting ready to meet her mother] Oh my goodness, this is so exciting! I don't know what to wear, maybe it should be something casual, I better dress-up, she may have brought me an EXPENSIVE gift!

Narrator:
We interrupt this tender moment of greed, to set the record straight; Empress Frieda went away to study other cultures, she did not leave because her husband is a raving lunatic, and her daughter would rather shop than eat.

Polly:
[the cats are searching underground for a missing train] An entire train can't just disappear, it just can't!

Guido Anchovis:
On the other hand, there could be a monster, or mutants, or UFOs! This is a cartoon, those writers can do whatever they want!

Attractive Young Girl:
I'd like to wish for a boyfriend please!

Wish Granter:
Your wish is granted! Free around 8 tonight?

Attractive Young Girl:
Yay!

Older Ugly Lady:
Hmm... I'd like a boyfriend too!

Wish Granter:
Sorry insufficient number of credits, take my advice and try a more reasonable wish, liek a cure for world hunger!

Older Ugly Lady:
WHAT?

Polly Esther:
[Swinging a broom] Gotcha! You know you're supposed to be doing your chores!

Speedy Cerviche:
But I have a note from my doctor!

Guido:
He's telling the truth! I helped him write it!

Speedy Cerviche:
[Sees Seymour "Big" Cheese in drag] Yow! That's one ugly girlllll!

Speedy Cerviche:
[to Bad Bird] wanna hear my Clint Eastwood?, "Make my day"