Saved by the Bell: The New Class

Lindsay Warner:
Isn't Tommy cute when he's learning physics?

Scott Erickson:
Well, not a bad first week. I dated Lindsay, I found out there's money to be made here, and if Tommy D. didn't kill me over this, he'll never kill me. I'm gonna like this school.

Megan Jones:
Why don't you pick on someone your own species, like an egg?

Rachel Meyers:
[debating on going to the prom without a date] I would rather wear my underwear on my head.

Tommy 'D' De Luca:
[selling chicken at the mall while wearing a chicken costume] Cluck Cluck! Chicken for a buck!

Eric Little:
[modeling cheerleading uniform] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
[calling Mr. Belding on walkie-talkie] Papa Bear to Goldilocks.come in, Goldilocks.

Robert 'Bobby' Wilson:
Megan's my dance partner? I can't dance!

Nicky Farina:
[overprotective of his valuables] I'm from New York. We even lock up our garbage.

Maria Lopez:
[trying to convince Screech to give her a passing grade in Driver's Ed] C'mon, Screech! Have a heart. Remember when YOU were 16? Driving is more important than even... breathing.

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
Don't stop breathing! I once stopped breathing and a bunch of strangers started hugging me with a Heimlich.

Scott Erickson:
[sucking up to Mr. Belding] Hey, Coach!

Principal Richard Belding:
If you're talking to me, young man, I happen to be your principal, not your coach.

Scott Erickson:
You're kidding! Principals are usually fat old guys, not athletic studs like YOU.

Principal Richard Belding:
[Mr. Belding has just written "? NOITSEUQ EHT S'TAHW" on the blackboard] All right, who knows the answer?

Tommy 'D' De Luca:
Who knows the question?

Tommy 'D' De Luca:
[in class discussing dyslexia] Hey, maybe I suffer from that.

Ryan Parker:
Nope, you're just you.

Ryan Parker:
That's it, I'm getting my own car!

R. J. 'Hollywood' Collins:
Great. Toys 'R' Us is right down the street.

Tommy 'D' De Luca:
Welcome to Bayside, kid.

Scott Erickson:
Well, you got me THIS time, D. Watch out, it's a looong way to graduation.

Tommy 'D' De Luca:
[Sarcastic reply] Ooooo, I'm trembling in my boots!

Principal Richard Belding:
[arguing with Screech about the school play] I'm the director!

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
You couldn't direct traffic!

Megan Jones:
Vicki, you're my best friend. But do you have to start the day off by depressing everyone?

Vicki Needleman:
She asked me how I was doing. With me, it's like calling 9-1-1!

Robert 'Bobby' Wilson:
Screech, you the man!

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
The powers that be haven't met the Powers that's Screech.

Lindsay Warner:
Isn't Tommy cute when he totally missed the point?

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
I grew up in a family of fourty they just call me boy!

[Mr. Belding enters after seeing the disastrous first broadcast of Bayside Live]

Principal Richard Belding:
Would someone please tell me what kind of show that was?

Ryan Parker:
Uh... a bad one?

Brian Keller:
Mr. B, what does P.S.A.T. stand for?

Robert 'Bobby' Wilson:
Pretty Scary Awful Test.

Tommy 'D' De Luca:
This burger bites.

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
[debating on school newspaper] I think we've found our food critic.

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
Our school district has been expanded this summer to include 100 new students. Valley High School students. Now were one big happy family!

Rachel Meyers:
But you can't let Maria Lopez go to school here. Just last year at the Homcoming game she was screaming "Bayside sucks"!

Maria Lopez:
[sarcastic] It's a done deal. Get used to it.

R.J. 'Hollywood' Collins:
I don't believe those girls. How could they toss my card away? I even dipped it in Old Spice.

Ryan Parker:
R.J., they tossed your card because they hate us. We're from Valley.

R.J. 'Hollywood' Collins:
Wish I was back at Valley now. I was the primo DJ at every dance.

Maria Lopez:
What about me? I was head cheerleader. You think that blond bimbo Rachel is gonna let that happen here? I hate Bayside kids!

Ryan Parker:
We're Bayside kids, now. And we're going to rule this school. Listen Maria, you're going to be head cheerleader here at Bayside. And R.J., you're going to be the DJ at the dance. Just leave everything to me.