Sister Kate

Sister Kate:
April is the slowest, most conscientious driver in the world.

April:
Isn't that good?

Sister Kate:
Not when you're trying to get somewhere. When the speed limit's 25, she goes 24. When she drives by a hospital, she turns off the engine and coasts because the sign says Quiet. One time the light turned yellow and she actually stopped.

Todd:
You're right, that *is* sick.

Sister Kate:
The policeman that rear-ended us seemed to think so.

[Neville, Violet and Eugene are watching TV when Sister Kate enters the room]

Sister Kate:
Neville, Violet, time for bed.

Neville Williams:
Hey, how come the black folks have to go to bed first around here?

Sister Kate:
It's not because you're black. It's because you're the most annoying. And you're also the youngest, now go.

[Neville and Violet leave. Kate turns back to the couch]

Sister Kate:
You too, Eugene.

Eugene Colodner:
I'm not the youngest.

Sister Kate:
No, but you're every bit as annoying.