Sofia the First

Princess Amber:
Pretty please?

King Roland II:
How can I say no?

Queen Miranda:
It's very simple, really. I say it to the children all the time.

Sofia:
Wish this armor wasn't made of armor. It's not moving!

Prince James:
Amber, you're not even pushing!

Princess Amber:
Isn't it enough I'm not telling on you?

Sofia:
Amber, can you get ice cream?

Princess Amber:
Of course. [to Suzette] Suzette, can we get some ice cream?

Princess Amber:
[painting] Would someone please make my butterfly stay still?

Princess Hildegard:
In my castle, the butterflies are trained to pose for us.

NIgel:
Aw Wicky, you always look on the bright side.

Baileywick:
That's because there's always a better view there.

Prince Zandar:
That's a weird looking butterfly.

Prince James:
That's 'cause it's a lizard.

Baileywick:
[catching butterflies] You can flutter but you cannot hide!

Crackle:
Clover! [tackles him]

Clover:
Hey, remember when I told you I am not much of a hugger?

Crackle:
I remember everything you say! Every precious word!

Cedric:
[to painting] Oh, mother, father. If only you could only see me now.

Goodwin:
We can Cedric. why do you think we gave you this painting?

Cedric:
For my birthday?

Princess Amber:
Prince Hugo.

Prince Hugo:
Princess Amber.

Princess Amber:
I just wanted to wish you luck. I'm your biggest fan. [opens a fan with Hugo's picture on it]

Clover:
Robin, have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?

Robin:
I don't know. You say ridiculous things all the time.

Sofia:
You're right, Clover!

Robin:
There's a first time for everything.

[Sofia's animal friends help her dress for the ball]

Sofia:
What would I do without you!

Clover:
Well, you'd probably do it yourself.

Ruby:
I wish it was your birthday very day. Except on my birthday.

Mrs. Higgins:
I'll draw you a map.

Sofia:
Oh no you don't need to-... okay.

Mrs. Higgins:
If my cottage is this X and we're this circle over here, then put an X here and an X here, and tic-tac-toe I win! [laughs] I love a good game.

Sofia:
Vivian, you're going to have to start talking to people sooner or later.

Princess Vivian:
I choose "later."

Crackle:
I'm Crackle and I'm really glad to meet you!

Clover:
Whoa, sparky, what's with the flamethrowing?

Clover:
Sorry, I breathe fire when I get excited!

Crackle:
Clover! [trackles him] You came back? You're the only one who's ever come back.

Clover:
I can see why.

Clover:
Sofia!

Crackle:
Oh no, you're coming with me!

Clover:
Aaah!

Clover:
What you need is some backup, Princess. I'll go with you. [animals laugh]

Robin:
Do you know how little you are?

Mia the Bluebird:
And how soft and fluffy you are?

Robin:
Hey, there's a lot of toughness crammed into this soft fluffy package, missy!

Sofia:
Thank you, Clover. I really would feel better if your toughness came with me. [pets Clover]

Robin:
[contentedly] Yeah.

Mia the Bluebird:
Just don't let the bats and gnomes scratch Clover behind the ears.

Prince James:
[after Sofia and Vivian's presentation] Uggh. We should have made the cannon bigger.

Princess Amber:
I have a small problem with outdoor sports.

Sofia:
What's that?

Princess Amber:
They're outdoors.

Prince James:
I can't wait to play.

Princess Amber:
And I can't wait not to play.

Queen Miranda:
Rolly, Quon's having a good time now. You don't have to keep playing badly on purpose.

King Roland II:
I'm not playing badly on purpose.

Queen Miranda:
Oh, sorry. You'll get 'em next turn, dear.

Sofia:
Look, that monkey can juggle!

Princess Amber:
Even James can juggle.

Fortune Teller:
I see... much running in your future.

Sofia:
What? Why?

Fortune Teller:
Because your flying carpet just took off.

*Sofia

Hi there, my name is Sofia and I'm an alcoholic. [cries as Clover pats her back]*

*Hi there, my name is Sofia and I'm an alcoholic. [cries as Clover pats her back]*