Sonny with a Chance

[Sonny is openly insulting Chad on the set of his film]

Sonny Munroe:
[to Selena Gomez] Oh, and another thing, he is the worst actor of our generation.

Chad Dylan Cooper:
[annoyed, irritated] BART!

[Bart gives Chad back his megaphone]

Chad Dylan Cooper:
[angrily yelling into megaphone] CUT! CUT! STOP THE LYING!

Sonny Munroe:
[yelling into her megaphone] YOU STOP THE LYING!

Chad Dylan Cooper:
[yelling back into megaphone] YOU STOP THE LYING!

Selena Gomez:
[yelling at both Sonny and Chad] BOTH OF YOU JUST STOP! STOP! STOPPING! STOP! JUST STOP IT!

[Sonny thinks of a sketch in response to a gossip columnist]

Sonny Munroe:
"Wicked Witch of the Web?" Come on, we're going to go on TV and fight fire with funny.

Zora Lancaster:
As long as there's fire, I'm in.

Sonny Munroe:
I guess dreams really do come true.

Sonny Munroe:
This is last you will see of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.

Tawni Hart, Nico, Grady, Zora:
Yeah. [Sonny leaves the room]

Sonny Munroe:
You know what, I forgot my jacket. [She points to the jacket]

Tawni Hart:
Girl it's cold out there.

Sonny Munroe:
[Sonny grabs the jacket off of the rack] This is the last you see of Sonny Munroe! [Sonny leaves the room. Then walks in the room again] I don't even have a jacket. [Sonny puts the jacket up]

Tawni Hart:
Put that back silly. [the rest of the gang are collaborating with Sonny]

Sonny Munroe:
But this is the last you see of Sonny Munroe! I say good day. [She leaves the room]

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Like I'm really gonna take advice from two guys who are dating their pillows.

Grady Mitchell:
Well, at least we've kissed them already.

Grady Mitchell:
[after Chad and his cast left] Oh, this is so unfair! Those guys get everything!

Tawni Hart:
Where will the injustice end?

Sonny Munroe:
It will end right here! Because I can reason with Chad. Chad only understands one tone!

[walks to get her cell phone]

Sonny Munroe:
...and that's mine! [dials and suddenly changes her tone] Chad, it's me, Sonny.

[giggles]

Sonny Munroe:
Look, can we discuss this like real people?

[a bit amazed by his answer]

Sonny Munroe:
Really?

[to the 'So Random' cast]

Sonny Munroe:
He's on his way back over here right now!

Chad Dylan Cooper:
[arrives through the wall, by breaking it with a forklift, the 'So Random' cast scream and hide behind the furniture] So, what did you want to discuss?

Sonny Munroe:
Oh, Chad Dylan Cooper [Chad puts his finger up to her lips]

Tawni Hart:
Let me see it went something like this. Blah blah blah peace picnic blah blah blah. [Tawni mimics Sonny's facial expression]

Sonny Munroe:
First of all that's not how I talk.

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Peace out, suckers!

Sonny Munroe:
Welcome to "So You Think You Can Pee-Pee Dance."

Sonny Munroe:
Why are you helping me?

Chad Dylan Cooper:
I'm not helping. I just wanted to try on the beard.

Sonny Munroe:
Sounds like somebody cares.

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Somebody wanted to try on a weird beard.

Sonny Munroe:
Cares!

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Beards!

Sonny Munroe:
Cares!

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Beards!

Sonny Munroe:
Cares!

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Beards!

Sonny Munroe:
Beards!

Chad Dylan Cooper:
Cares!

Sonny Munroe:
Gotcha!