Square Pegs

Jennifer DeNuccio:
Like, who ARE Devo? Are they guys, 'cause I only go and see guy bands.

LaDonna:
They're guys... they're WEIRD guys... but they're guys!

Lauren Hutchinson:
[during opening credits] Listen, I've got this whole high school thing psyched out. It all breaks down into cliques.

Patty Greene:
Cliques?

Lauren Hutchinson:
Yeah, you know, cliques; little in-groups of different kids. All we have to do is click with the right clique and we can finally have a social life that's worthy of us.

Patty Greene:
No way! Not even with CLEAVAGE!

Lauren Hutchinson:
I told ya. This year we're gonna be POPULAR!

Patty Greene:
Yeah?

Lauren Hutchinson:
Yeah. Even if it kills us!

[Patty realizes she has to wear her glasses in the school musical]

Lauren Hutchinson:
It's your first role. There will be others.

Patty Greene:
Tell that to Yul Brynner.

Johnny Slash:
totally different head. totally.

Lauren Hutchinson:
[Vinnie just walked in] Great, now we're being seen by an actual boy in these nightgowns.

Patty Greene:
Will the horror of this evening never end?

John 'Johnny Slash' Ulasewicz:
[Johnny is dressed as a ghost] Boo! Totally!

Muffy Tepperman:
[shows Marshall a dish of quiche] Have some quiche!

Marshall Blechtman:
Real men don't eat quiche.

Patty Greene:
How come the only time get invited anywhere is on Halloween?

Lauren Hutchinson:
That's not true, Patty. Remember when Johnny's grandparents invited us over for Polish Solidarity Day?

LaDonna:
People dressed up in sheets is not my idea of a good time.

Muffy:
My authentic Roman village!

John 'Johnny Slash' Ulasewicz:
New Wave... it's, like, a totally different head.

LaDonna:
Girl, I hate that.

Muffy Tepperman:
It behooves me to say...

Muffy Tepperman:
Between you me and the doorknob, I hear that String Bean Greene and Fang Hutchinson were invited.

Miss Loomis:
[In classroom with broken air conditioning] Class, I know you are all very, very hot.

Jennifer:
For sure, like I am REALLY hot!

Muffy Tepperman:
I have an extremely important announcement. As you all know, our Weemawee Indian, Roger Forester, has been expell- well, let go.