The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers

Narrator:
[opening for all episodes] In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help. In return, they gave the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the door to stars. We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies. Courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice. And dedicated to preserving law and order throughout the New Frontier, these are the Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers!

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
Well this is the first time I've been in the large animal hauling business

[to Gooseman]

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
except for you, big guy.

[Goooseman growls at him. Niko laughs]

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
Okay, okay.

Nikko:
Oh, poor baby.

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
That's a 300 ton baby!

Nikko:
Well after all, he was a baby once, all brontobears start off as brontocubs. We have to help him!

Zachary Foxx:
*Help* him? He's been trying to eat everything in sight for the last 10 miles!

Nikko:
We can't leave him in pain!

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
I'll go with you, Niko.

Nikko:
Thanks, Shane.

[Niko and Goose go to help the brontobear]

Zachary Foxx:
Now wait a second!

[the bear roars in pain]

Zachary Foxx:
... All right we'll help the brontobear.

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
I hope he doesn't eat me in gratitude.

Nagata:
This will be your most dangerous mission, Shane.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
I like breaking records.

Q-Ball:
Commander, Gooseman is a human being! If we've miscalculated, he'll fry!

Nagata:
Gooseman is *more* than a human being, he's a *Supertrooper*.

Commander Joseph Walsh:
Proceed Doctor.

Zachary Foxx:
[as Goose flies towards the Rock] So long partner, if you get stuck in there, we'll send you a hacksaw inside a cake.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Thanks I'll remember that.

Zachary Foxx:
[to Niko and Doc after Gooseman's left the group] If he gets out of this okay, I'll get him a three day pass off world.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
I *heard* that Captain! And I'll see you in three hours.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Come in Loreado, this is Changeling! [screams in frustration and hits the communicator] Radio's busted. Only one chance now! [presses his badge]

Nikko:
I'm picking up something. ... It's Goose! Captain, Goose is trying to tell me something!

Zachary Foxx:
What is it?

Nikko:
Request hacksaw! Urgent!

Q-Ball:
He should be back to normal.

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
You trying to tell me the Gooseman is "normal?"

Zachary Foxx:
You mean, he'll be all right?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
[wakes up and sit up] That's right, nobody ices the Goose! See? Now where's my three day pass?

Zachary Foxx:
Doctor, better put him under, he's delirious.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Delirious my badge! You *owe* me Zach!

Zachary Foxx:
You'll address me as "sir," Ranger!

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
"Sir?" [Doc and Zach laugh]

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
I've got business with Stingray, Mr. Laremy. But if I can make any trouble, *any* trouble at all for you while I'm around, well I'd be right pleased with myself. Right pleased! Now, where's Stingreay?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Killbane! When you see the others, warn them! I'm *not* a supertrooper any more! And I'll never again *be* a supertrooper!

Kilbane:
You're not human. You're not a supertrooper! Just what are you, Gooseman?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
I'm a *Galaxy Ranger*! Make sure you *don't* forget that!

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
I ran a check on this collector. He's an art lover all right. What he loves he buys, what he can't buy, he steals from Tortuna to New Jersey.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
He lives in New Jersey?

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
He *owns* New Jersey!

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
You cause us a lost of trouble, Brappo. Now I'm going to cause you some.

Brappo:
Peters get rid of him.

[Peters walks to Goose. Goose growls at him]

Peters:
I quit, sir!

[walks off]

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
One million emotions. What was it like? Come on.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
"What was it like?" I didn't feel anything, I'm telling you. You know us supertroopers, Doc. We get angry and we get mad, that's as emotional as we get. Right?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
[after Lifeline fixes his implant] Doc?

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
What my Goooseman? What?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Get out of my face.

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
You're welcome.

Nikko:
So what is the name of your girlfriend, Goose?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
"Girlfriend?"

Nikko:
Come on, Shane. I was watching you. She is very pretty.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
She already *has* a date. And so do *I*.

Walther 'Doc' Hartford:
[after Goose eludes drivers by driving against flow of traffic, Doc checks his wrist] I have no pulse. I *used* to have pulse. ... I'm turning blue.

Nikko:
You don't *look* blue.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
[to Jack Hammer] If your life insurance isn't paid up, hand over Batch 22!

Senator Weiner:
You still got it all, Walsh. Even when the Supertroopers were canned, you got to put together your Galaxy Rangers.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
The Galaxy Rangers are more than the Supertroopers could ever *hope* to be!

Commander Joseph Walsh:
It's a big tough galaxy, Senator. The human race needs all the help it can get.

Senator Weiner:
Like *Gooseman*, and all those other reckless crazies of yours?

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Senator, haven't you heard: No guts, no glory!

Commander Joseph Walsh:
Killbane and Brainchild have organized the other Supertroopers at large.

Shane 'Goose' Gooseman:
Killbane and Brainchild couldn't organize a *tea* party!