The Bachelorette

Herself - The Bachelorette:
This time I'm not going home empty handed. I am going to have my fairy tale ending!

Kiptyn Locke:
I'll be real. I'm a ketchup guy.

Wes Hayden:
You know what they say... nice guys finish last.

Reid Rosenthal:
[regarding the whole rush TV romance process] Some people are better than others at THIS world, well not like the BIG world, but THIS world. I was trying, but I let my fears get in the way.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Ed better not f***ing disappoint me!

Ed Swiderski:
[to Jillian] I want you to give me a hard time when we're eighty years old.

Michael Stagliano:
Jillian is laying sunbathing in a bikini which is like "woah!" And there is a rose right next to her and I was immediately like "I want both of those things, immediately!"

Herself - The Bachelorette:
There's something about Kiptyn that I totally lose myself when I'm with him. I forget what we're talking about and, in fact, I don't even really care. I just want to make out with him.

Dave Good:
I voted for Juan because I-I generally disrespect the guy. He's a snake. He's breaking man-code left and right and that's something that doesn't go along good in a house of twenty guys.

Ed Swiderski:
It is not about being good. It's about thinking you're good.

Reid Rosenthal:
[reading a movie script on western date] "Jillian grabs him and plants a kiss on his lips"... I get a kiss on the lips? Slow down! slow down!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You boys have been bad... real bad!

Tanner Pope:
I'm just here to suck on some toes and to meet some Jillian.

David Good:
No, I'm not OK.

Ed Swiderski:
I think the pressure's definitely stepped it up a notch and I think we're all gonna have to step up our game.

Juan Barbieri:
Curling is about flexibility, balance and touch... and I've got all three.

Michael Stagliano:
Jillian looked so hot today... like sweatshirt, sp-spandex... woah, WOAH. Spandex and a sweatshirt and a little pony tail. I got to hug her a lot today, which was awesome.

Reid Rosenthal:
I really just want to kiss you.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You do! You have to ask me something really random first. Like... like, um, not favorite foods, but...

Reid Rosenthal:
What- Who was your first crush? That's bad... OK.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
No, I like that one! That's not a bad question. But you're letting me off really easy because I think my first crush was this guy named Vincent and he had really really dark hair and he sang me a song and sang it and played.

Reid Rosenthal:
Uh oh. So, that's like Wes. Just like... That's hilarious.

Jake Pavelka:
She's gonna fall in love with two guys. It's inevitable. It will happen... and she'll let one of them go.

Wes Hayden:
She might fall in love with more. Hell, I've... I've fallen in love with three or four of them...

Ed Swiderski:
Some country singing turd is out on the rooftop.

Reid Rosenthal:
You're so cool and you smell good.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
What do I smell like?

Reid Rosenthal:
Like snow and flowers...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Oh, I love that!

Reid Rosenthal:
Gasoline.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Ooo! That's even better!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to Ed] Promise me something. When you do find the person you're crazy about, don't let work get in the way.

Michael Stagliano:
Best case scenario on the train is that Michael and Jillian get a private car and some smoochy smooch and soothe... you know

Wes Hayden:
I'll always have Jillian wrapped around my little finger. Y'all believe it.

Train Attendant:
Have you had the opportunity to tell her how you feel about her?

Reid Rosenthal:
Um, I haven't vocalized it but... a

Train Attendant:
That is a big problem, right?

Reid Rosenthal:
Yeah

Train Attendant:
Yeah

Reid Rosenthal:
I think she... she knows.

Train Attendant:
You don't want to regret it. If she's the one, you'll never forget her and you'll always think that you should have told her how you felt.

Jake Pavelka:
I wish she could get me in my element. I hope I can get a hometown date when I can get relaxed around those airplanes...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Do you wash your fruits and vegetables?

Reid Rosenthal:
Yeah!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I don't.

Reid Rosenthal:
You don't?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Um-hm

Reid Rosenthal:
But why not? Like... People touch it in the stores and, like, scratching their butts, and, like, "Ooh... what about this broccoli?"... and they touch it. And you take it home and just eat it? No, you gotta start washing it. Well... I... If we hang out, I won't eat your vegetables.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Yes you will!

Robby Descant:
Here I am on the damn train tracks...

Larry Rosenthal:
[to Reid] My advice to you is to process whether you think she's a good match for you and if you think that she is, go into it head over heels even knowing that you could get hurt, because that's the only way great things happen by taking those risks.

Eve (Kiptyn's mother):
[to Jillian] You don't want to work for happiness. It's a contradiction of terms.

Ed Swiderski:
There are a couple guys here that definitely would be compatible with you, but I don't think there's anybody here that is more compatible with you than me.

Wes Hayden:
Well, Jake... man of character. I guess we need to talk.

Jake Pavelka:
Yeah we do.

Rhonda Rosenthal:
...and the kids just gravitate to Reid. So, we're thinking maybe Reid's going to get married someday and have kids, so all the nieces and nephews can play together... but, whatever!

Michael Stagliano:
Am I nuts or does that girl just fit right in to the Stag crew?

Reid Rosenthal:
Soy grande? Is that "I'm great" or "I-I'm big"?

Reid Rosenthal:
It is always hard saying good bye to Jillian. E' at tien mi corezone... she has my heart. As neurotic as I am and as much as I second guess things, I'm confident about my relationship with Jillian and, if I didn't have that, I'd have nothing.

Ed Swiderski:
Who wouldn't want a little me?

Wes Hayden:
I'm cutting off these chains... click click click click. I'm a free man!

Wes Hayden:
I'm in Spain and everybody's gonna know my name.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[cut dinner conversation from episode 8, later shown online] If you found a little cat on the street that just had one eye, would you take him into your home?

Kiptyn Locke:
[laughing] Only if he had one eye?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Yeah, only one eye. I think I might have, like, maybe an outdoor cat, an inside dog... maybe a little pig. I used to have a snake.

Kiptyn Locke:
Yeah...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I used to have a turtle.

Kiptyn Locke:
Yeah, what's the most exotic animal you'd have?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Hmmm... I really have always wanted to have a pig, but that's not exotic. I used to have lovebirds, but I don't love birds... no, yeah

Kiptyn Locke:
I'd like a... dolphin.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
That was... I didn't know I could go there! Fine, then I want a hippopotamus.

Kiptyn Locke:
Mmmm, actually that would be good too. They're mean though.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Not my hippo.

Reid Rosenthal:
I'm like four... "but I like you." "How much?" [stretching] "This much!"

Reid Rosenthal:
I know I'm not good at saying it or describing the feelings, but it doesn't mean that I don't have serious feelings for you. It's so hard to throw the L word. I just don't say that unless...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
...a lot

Reid Rosenthal:
Yeah... but it COULD be some point in the future that could happen...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
What could happen? love-love-love? love-love?

Reid Rosenthal:
[personal interview] I really do think that I'm falling in love with her and I think that she knows how I feel even though I'm horrible at describing it and even though I'm not yet prepared to mutter the words... I might not end up making it to the end because I didn't do what I needed to do...

Rick (Ed's father):
What the hell are we doing here? What is going on?

Reid Rosenthal:
[in limo] I also think that I haven't given up on her completely. It might sound crazy, but... maybe it's the hippie side of me thinking life's supposed to work out the way it's supposed to work out.

Ed Swiderski:
Jillian went in the bathroom and I was just kinda mesmerized. I didn't know what to do. I was... I was super nervous, because I was, like, "This chick is smoking hot" and, like, "Why does she like me?"

Justin:
[discussing Craig M] I think Craig is here to get more hair products.

Frank Neuschaefer:
I love Chicago! I lived in the city. I had a great job. Awesome little condo on the Chicago River. Gave it all up to follow my dreams... and I'm still chasing my dreams. My name is Frank, I'm 30 years old from Chicago, Illinois. I used to be a merger acquisition consultant working for a billion dollar multi-national firm. Just wasn't fulfilled. It wasn't making me happy. [Clip of him in street in front of building talking to strangers] Sir, I used to work in that building. Can you imagine me in that building? [by himself] Now, I'm actually an inspiring screenwriter. 'Tis but a dream. So I moved back home with my parents writing scripts. Passion is so much more important than money without a doubt and definitely need that in a girl and it's hard to find. [When Interviewer tells him the Bachelorette is Ali] The Bachelorette is Ali. No $%#@! Oh my god! You swear to God? Here we go! I am Beyond Excited. [Jumping from bed and flipping] Wooh! I love you Ali. It's all for you Babe! [doing pushups] I'm gonna win her heart. I am. She's gonna fall in love with me and I'm gonna fall in love with her. We're gonna get married. That's what's gonna happen.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
At the end of this, I'm hoping I am standing at some amazing place with tears in my eyes and I'm looking at one man down on one knee asking me to be his wife. That would be pretty amazing. God, I'd better have water proof mascara on that day.

Chris Lambton:
My name is Chris. I'm 32 and from Cape Cod, Massachusetts. I was a high school math teacher many years and I moved to New York and ended up living there for five years teaching New York City public school. My mom was ill, so the decision to leave New York and move back to the Cape was a no-brainer. My mom meant so much to me that it was really difficult to be that far away. If I didn't come home to be with my mom for the last year and a half of her life, I would have been kicking myself for the rest of my life. Family is number one. I can get a job anywhere, doing anything. I'm not worried about that. But, y'know, family- I could never get another mom. As soon as she passed away, I know now that life is so fleeting and so short, love is the only reality. Simple. Right? I need that perfect soul mate. That's the one void in my life right now and, hopefully, that void will be filled by Ali.

Roberto Martinez:
[Seen shaving with shirt off] Tonight's the night. I'm excited to meet Ali. [dressed] Ali's beautiful.

Chris Lambton:
[about Ali] She was the only one I wanted and she was crying in the hallway, she looked like she needed a hug and Jake, like, didn't do anything and I was, like, you moron.

Chris Lambton:
[after initial greeting out of limo] I'm so excited to get that out of the way. For three days, I've been, like, talking to a wall. 'Hi Ali, good to meet you.'

Chris L.:
[after 1 on 1 time with Ali] I was melting! Melting!

Craig M.:
[to Jonathan] Do you sit down when you talk to her? Do they give you a cushion to sit down... like a booster?

Jonathan:
[about Craig M] He's an ego maniacal jerk-off.

Frank:
I absolutely love being the first at everything with Ali. I love it. It's a good feeling.

Chris L.:
[watching music video shoot] I wanted Ali to slap Frank. I wanted 48 takes of that... Slap the crap off him!

Craig R.:
I was DJ Crazy Craig. A lot of Jewish mothers hired me. Bar mitzvahs, weddings... oh my god, I used to do the Horah and the Electric Slide one and two.

Chris L.:
I think Kasey closes his eyes and thinks of Ali and thinks of, like, doves flying out behind her. Cupid hitting her with an arrow. You know, like... hearts floating around her head, in a meadow, magically running toward each other with unicorns.

Kasey:
Ali was a cocoon and she was trapped in this... in this, you know, foundation of trying to look for love and she didn't get it from Jake or anyone else and now she's-she's kinda expanded out into this beautiful butterfly and she's ready and open for love.

Kasey:
I want somebody to protect and guard my heart just as I promise to do for Ali. This is where the new love story begins.

Frank:
As if it's not bad enough that Roberto gets this extra time with Ali and gets to perform in "The Lion King" with Ali, we got to sit there and WATCH. Just stab with and twist the knife... thank you!

Chris L.:
Ali was saved and cured by the magical chicken soup. I don't know what the hell they put in that stuff but... the deli, I'm gonna have to send them a Thank You card.

Kasey:
[discussing his tattoo] Like a needle driven in my heart, but it still felt good. Even the pain.

Justin:
I don't want liars in the house. Period.

Ty:
Kasey is... getting crazier by the minute. If he gets a rose tonight, who knows where he'll get tattooed next.

Roberto:
[discussing a Blue Lagoon group date with bikini-clad Ali] I've never gotten clothes off so quick in my life. I was the first one in, so... I guess I was a little anxious.

Frank:
[at a Blue Lagoon group date while Ali is alone with Chris L] I hate this. The steam is rising from the water and we couldn't see them and... time's passing. A minute seems like an hour... and it's, like, I need to get together with Ali immediately. I know that Ali and I have something special. Group dates don't cut it. It's driving me insane. I'm just- I'm an emotional disaster right now.

Justin:
When we were on top of the volcano, I was thinking about the rose and, very slowly inside, kind of... a volcano was brewing because I like to think I have Kasey right where I want him... like... I want him to doubt everything. I want him to doubt his connection with Ali. I want him to doubt, you know, his strategy going into this. I want him to doubt every single thing about today and, hopefully, I'll be the one to push him over the edge.

Chris Lambton:
I was lucky enough with my brothers to grow up in that house and learn from him what an awesome husband is and what an awesome husband should do and if I could be half the husband he was for my mom, I'll be doing damn good and you will be a lucky lady.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[voice-over while looking at bachelor photos] I'm not here to date eight guys. I'm here to find The One, but I'm afraid that I'm gonna keep someone around who will just break my heart in the end. But tonight I'm realizing... [camera zooms on Chris Lambton's photo]... more than ever that I want love above all things. And I'm gonna be strong [camera pans to Frank's photo] by being open and by being vulnerable. I just need to love more and trust my gut and my instincts and not let fear be such a controlling factor in my life.

Justin:
[on saved telephone messages] *Next saved message* Jessica, I just want to read you something that I wrote while I was here. You know, during this process, I keep on thinking of you and how much you mean to me. You are my everything, my best friend, my partner in crime. You are my world and I want you to be my wife. Every day and every second I think of your beautiful face and I look forward to kissing your lips again. I've been having that same thought for, like, weeks now. Seriously, Jessica, please... I can't lose you. I love you. [Beep] *Next Saved Message* Jessica, I have to answer the same questions over and over about what love means to me and about how important having the love of my life is and that person is you. All I can think about is you and how much I love you. Bye. [Beep] *Next Saved Message* Jess, I don't know why you can't pick up the phone. I'm in Iceland right now. Honestly, you do know how important you are to me... an going through this process made me realize that even more. It kinda made me regret even coming up with this thing.

Kirk DeWindt:
Ali poured olive oil on each every one of us. That was probably the best part. I definitely plan to return the favor of the oil rub at some point. I'mean, it's only fair, right?

Craig Robinson:
I fought my ass off for my one on one and it felt beautiful.

Frank Neuschaefer:
[at bazaar] Aphrodisiacs! What do you recommend? [after seller tells him about the economy size] Economy size? Let's get it. Yeah, let's go with this. [to Ali] I say we take a couple spoonfuls.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to Frank] I think my relationship with you scares me. I just know I feel, like, nervous because I have no control over who falls in love with me... and if the person I fall in love with falls in love with me back. And I have no control to that.

Chris L.:
I've never driven a motorcycle, a scooter... nothing like that. The only thing I've driven is a bicycle. Man, I don't know if you're ready for it Ali. Put that helmet on, make sure it's tight. I can't wipe out with Ali on here. I can't be the dude who kills the Bachelorette. It's not gonna look good. At all.

Chris L.:
I'd like to be on the one on one today. I would rather be Ali's King than Roberto. I'm gonna be King of the Castle.

Frank:
[concerning Roberto's date card] What if she just throws you into the dungeon and leaves?

Roberto:
Kings don't spend time in the dungeon.

Roberto:
[to Ali] Are we the only ones dancing in the street? I don't care.

Ty:
[leaving Frank at the table] Stay away from my spinach.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[looking at baseball card] Roberto! You are smoking hot! Look at this picture!

Chris Lambton:
[pointing out to sea] And there are actually whales mating out here.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
As we speak?

Chris Lambton:
Right now, there are whales having sex out there. I can't see it from here, but believe me. It's happening.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I feel the romance already.

Chris Lambton:
[to Ali, opening wine] If you get Meagan and Sara bombed, they'll love you.

Chris Lambton:
[to Ali] Damn you're cute.

Kirk DeWindt:
[sounding twangy] Holy cow! We're in Green Bay, Wisconsin!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Walking downstairs with Kirk's dad and seeing all of the animals all over the walls was kinda freaky and, like, I love animals, but I love them when they are alive!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Kirk's dad has a freezer in his basement where he keeps frozen dead animals along with their frozen sacks like pop-cycles and other frozen treats.

Frank Neuschaefer:
Having these awesome feelings and then being away. It's like... it's like a mind game.

Frank Neuschaefer:
[voice-over in Chicago] My stomach is at my feet, my heart is at my throat.

Nicole:
[to Frank] Without you I am just not happy. I'm not complete. It's sick. I never would have thought that somebody actually would complete somebody. You need to come home.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I can only imagine that Roberto will look hotter in Tahiti!

Roberto Martinez:
I don't know, man... I'm not good at this stuff.

Roberto Martinez:
[watching Ali chop a coconut] I better not piss you off.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Being here with Chris looking for pearls sort of reminds me of our relationship. It was slow to develop and you just wait and give it some time and can end up with something beautiful.

Chris Lambton:
I really see myself with you forever. You know that right?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Really?

Chris Lambton:
Yeah, [kiss] , really, [kiss] , really, [kiss] , really, [kiss]...

Chris Lambton:
[worried that Chris Harrison might pop up on Fantasy Date night] Will he jump up in scuba gear and scare me?

Chris Lambton:
[checking out Fantasy Suite 54] I don't know how we're gonna top this on our honeymoon.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I gave up everything to be here!

Frank Neuschaefer:
I gave up everything to be here too!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Apparently NOT everything!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I'm going in full force and I'm leaving with no regrets. I'm not going to let my insecurities get in the way of my happiness this time!

Bentley Williams:
I'm sure the Bachelorette would have a hard time ever sending me home without a rose. I would love the Bachelorette to be Emily. I'm ready to meet her. I'm ready to see if we have a connection. I'm ready to have some fun. I hope she's up for it.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You want to come "do" my house?

Ryan Park:
Yessss!

Gayle (Matt's mother):
[on Blackberry phone] Hey Matt

Matt Colombo:
Hey Mom. I'm sitting here with a beautiful young lady.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Hi Gayle!

Gayle (Matt's mother):
Hi Ashleeeeeey! I'm so happy to say hello to you.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Oh that's so sweet. I'm happy to say hello to you.

Gayle (Matt's mother):
I think you two are gonna get along really really well and I don't want to take up too much of your time but, if neither of you mind, I was kind of hoping to give you some motherly advise before I hang up. Is that OK?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Yes! Yes! We'd love to hear it.

Gayle (Matt's mother):
Listen. When the two of you decide that you're gonna forgo your separate rooms to partake the invitation suite, just remember two things. Number one, your moms are watching and, number two, don't forget to use your protection.

Matt Colombo:
All right Mom!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to JP Rosenbaum] I promise not to call you cupcake if you promise to call me cupcake.

Benjamin Flajnik:
Good things don't end, unless they end badly.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[reading scrapbook letter] My dearest Ashley, This is the first chapter to the greatest love story ever told. The past few months have been the happiest of my life and I can't wait to see what the future holds. Meeting you has changed my life for ever and falling in love with you is the best thing that has ever happened to me. When we look back years from now, still happy and very much in love, we'll always remember this time in our lives where Ashley and JP first began. I love you baby with all my heart and can't wait for the next chapter. Love always, J

J.P. Rosenbaum:
At the beginning of all of this, somebody once said to me it's either love or nothing and I've carried that with me throughout all of this. I still believe it. Love or nothing. I will walk away in love or I will walk away with nothing... and that's the hardest part. Not knowing. It eats you alive.

Benjamin Flajnik:
Guess that's it, right?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
So, did you ever think that it would end like this?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
You walked in the first rose ceremony and you were, like, "My husband is definitely in this room" and I was, like, what the f*** is she talking about?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
And it's you!

J.P. Rosenbaum:
And it's me.

Herself - Ashley's Sister:
I think what worries me is I think you are too much for him.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
What do you mean?

Herself - Ashley's Sister:
I think you are too young and he's just, kind of, a little bit older and a little bit more demure and I feel like you are a bit too much for him. Why are you crying?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Because I didn't think you wouldn't like him.

Herself - Ashley's Sister:
Why does that upset you?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
It's heartbreaking, because, like, I really, really care about him.

Herself - Ashley's Sister:
But do you understand that we are going to meet someone else too and we don't know where you're at either way... and maybe tomorrow when I meet the other guy, I will be, like, I was wrong because this is...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
No you won't! You won't! You'll think HE's better for me.

Neil Lane:
[presenting rings to Ben Flajnik] Having certainty in a relationship is everything.

Neil Lane:
[presenting rings to JP Rosenbaum] What if she says no?

Benjamin Flajnik:
Before you say anything, I am totally confident in how I feel, in us. But what I love about you and I is how every time we spend with each other is better than the time before. Every second that I spend with you makes me fall deeper in love with you. I want to thank you for allowing me to feel completely and utterly vulnerable and open with you and it makes what I am about to do a whole lot easier. Whew. Will you marry me? Make me the happiest man on earth?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I'm sorry.

Benjamin Flajnik:
Wow. I didn't see this one coming.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I never thought, like, we would say goodbye like this, on terms like this.

Benjamin Flajnik:
I wouldn't- who can- what kind of terms? You can't leave something like this on good terms. It's not possible. So I don't know how you want me to feel but... I trusted my gut this entire time and I have been totally in touch with my feelings and right now I'm in utter shock... in disbelief. So... good things don't end unless they end badly.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You truly believe that?

Benjamin Flajnik:
Yeah. JP's a wonderful guy. Sure you will have a nice life together.

Benjamin Flajnik:
Man! That is a shock. I don't know what the f*** just happened. That is the most vulnerable I have EVER been with ANYBODY... with anybody. *bleep* Man. I got down on one knee and proposed to this girl. How can I be holding anything back? For the first time in my life, I was just completely and utterly vulnerable. I didn't see this coming, though. I didn't. I just-I just don't even understand it. I don't think I ever will. JP is a safer bet than me and I think Ashley went safe today. There were no hints, ABSOLUTELY no hints. If I thought there was any doubt in her mind, I wouldn't even consider a proposal... but clearly there was doubt. I thought I was in love. Maybe... maybe I was wrong about that too.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
It's so hard to believe where this all started and how far we've come. I mean-I remember getting out of the limo as if it were yesterday and I was afraid and I was skeptical. I was worried, not knowing what to expect. The hardest thing out of all of this has been not knowing. I'm an open book. All of my cards are on the table. I've told you exactly how I feel and what I want, but... I know that I told you that my biggest fear is falling in love with you and having my heart broken again... and [dubbed part- I'm still afraid] I don't think about all of this. I don't think about now. I think about forever... and it is hard to know... but I also know that, in order for me to overcome that fear, I have to take a leap of faith... and that is exactly what this is. This is my leap of faith. All the time we have spent together, it has been the happiest time of my life and you always say to me you are smiling all the time. You are going to have wrinkles when you're older. Well, I smile because of you. You bring that out. What I do know for absolute certain is that I am madly in love with you. I love everything about you.

William Holman:
At this point of time, I'm thinking that she is just hungry. She's just starving for desert.

ring lady:
When's the big day planned for?

William Holman:
Ah... we're shooting for next summer.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[laughing, to William] No. We're doing it tonight.

William Holman:
Oh... well... the official...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to the ring lady] Since we're in Vegas, we're thinking of maybe doing it tonight.

ring lady:
That's what many people do. This is a two carat cut diamond.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
That is beeeeeautiful.

ring lady:
Do you have any idea what your size is?

William Holman:
No. Not at all. I've never worn a ring

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to William] That's about to change Baby.

Ryan McLean:
You have to tell me when was the last time you cried?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
The last time I cried was when I was in the process of watching last season, having to live through, like, what people were saying and everyone judging you based on every little thing you wear, you say... and I think that was hard for me.

Ryan McLean:
Does it normally bother you if people are critical of you?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Yeah, I think so. I think so, to be honest. I guess people think that tears are weakness but I think you have to be strong to show that- show your emotions.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
We got to talk.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Oh no... am I in trouble?

Bentley Williams:
[on kissing Ashley] Wow. That was kinda boring. It started out good but it sucked towards the end. But it's more like an expected feeling.

Bentley Williams:
Heartbreak is worse than any illness in my opinion. It's not just physical pain, it is emotional pain, but it has to happen. The only other option I have is to stay and that's not an option for me. So, I'm gonna make Ashley cry. Hope my hair looks OK.

Bentley Williams:
It didn't go any better than I thought it was going to. I was worried it was going to go that bad... and it did. There was a lot of crying, a LOT of crying. It's annoying to just hold a girl that's just crying and crying and crying. I was already, like, checked out, y'know?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Obviously Bentley went home today. That's got to be so difficult. So, first thing I just want to make sure you're OK.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I just want you to know that if I'm a little bit down today or just kinda feeling like a little more mellow, I'm emotionally drained. I don't want you to think it has nothing to do with you.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
I will do my best to take your mind off it

Herself - The Bachelorette:
But don't take it personally.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
As long as you are OK, then we can go with our night.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Let's go with our night. How about that? You are all that matters right now.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
You are all that matters right now.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
We are all that matters right now.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
That works for me.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
I had an unbelievable time and I'm flying! It was an absolutely unbelievable night.

Lucas Daniels:
If she's gone to see Bentley, then I'm going home.

Blake Julian:
It is what it is, you know. It's the nature of this whole beast. Everybody's kinda going after the same piece of fruit. It's tough. It is really tough to do it.

Benjamin Flajnik:
Just be patient, otherwise you'll drive yourself crazy.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
I'm on the way...

Benjamin Flajnik:
[mouth full of apple] I can tell, man! I can tell. Your mood-things are a little different.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Well... this isn't normal for me. I mean, it's not normal for anybody, I guess, but... It chaps my ass, man...

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You guys are, like, hard core about it.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
We're here to work.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
No messing around...

Ryan McLean:
We want to finish it.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
No flirting? Nothing?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
No. This isn't a time for flirting. We'll flirt later.

Ryan Park:
[hand on Ashley's leg] What are some things you are looking for?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
First and foremost, I'm just looking for a feeling. Someone who makes me feel really secure and I also want someone to make me feel like I want to flirt with them and touch them. So I want the physical-ness.

Ryan Park:
[shivering] Ahhhh... yeah, well... it's important...

Ryan Park:
Just ridiculous! It's preposterous! I mean... OK. What! You can't hang with the fact that I'm freakin' happy a lot? What-I'm sorry! I'm sorry I'm not grumpy! I'm bad. I guess I should just be grumpy. It has been raining a lot though. It really has been raining a lot. Maybe I should be grumpy. Sorry. I'm in Phuket, Thailand. It's kinda nice. Think of all our soldiers that are overseas right now. Why the heck, wouldn't you be happy and be so stoked to be in this opportunity when you can be freakin' over there and every morning you are waking up to mortar shots and...

J.P. Rosenbaum:
[under umbrella] When's my next 1 on 1? I can't-I'm impatient.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I feel like I owe you a really good one

J.P. Rosenbaum:
No that really was a good one

Herself - The Bachelorette:
And thank you for putting up with me. That was so bad.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
That date was perfect

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I fell asleep on your chest.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
But that's how it should be. That date was perfect. It really was and I haven't stopped thinking about it.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Really? I feel you saw me at my lowest point so for you to say that you're still thinking about it, that means something. Right?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
I know it was only one date but... it was a perfect date. It really was.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
That's really cute.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Now, I'm gonna get all shy.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Nooo, don't get shy.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Are you getting wet?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
A little bit. It's OK

J.P. Rosenbaum:
You'll have to come closer, a little closer

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Kissing JP is magical. The best kisses I've had here yet by far. JP is one sexy man. I mean, that shaved head? Ummm.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
I think our chemistry is amazing. I'm pretty confident in saying that she's into me and I'm into her. There's a-there's a lot of chemistry there.

Benjamin Flajnik:
How beautiful is Ashley. You know I'm beginning to see her as a potential fianc?... Wife of mine?

Benjamin Flajnik:
[joking to Ashley] The only thing I wanted to do was, like, walk around the market and go see ancient ruins and temples.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I really feel like Ben likes me, I really do feel that. There's so much tension building up in this moment, I just want to jump on him... grrrrr.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
If I gotta go in there and take a beating like a man, I'm gonna take a beating like a man. There's no crying in Muay Thai.

William Holman:
I leave here. I go back to NOTHING. Simple as that. You know, you sit back and you think about it and you wish you could do everything in your power to be a man and not a f*****g idiot. I feel I don't deserve ANYTHING. I don't deserve sh*t. I'll probably end up sliding back in that dark hole and stick the rock over top. I want to curl up in bed right now and not wake up.

Ryan Park:
[to Ashley] From the very first night, like... it was just like a rocket-ship, you know? Immediately, I was feeling sooo good and then... the second time we're together... again. I mean... and we haven't had a 1 on 1 date yet.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Lucas is pretty smooth with the ladies. He gave me a little golf lesson tonight. I was pretty turned on. Fore!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You are so cute.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Thanks. You look beautiful by the way.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Thank you, so do you.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Thanks. You know, when you came to pick up Ben for your date, like... that was the first time it stung a little bit and I know it's gonna get harder. I mean, that's just the nature of the beast... but I'm strong enough. I can handle it.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
After you left I had a really, really hard time.

Bentley Williams:
Was it fun though?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
NO!

Lucas Daniels:
I'm not very well traveled. Y'know, I enjoy fishing 'n' stuff with the buddies.

Benjamin Flajnik:
[in boat race] We're getting smoked!

Constantine Tzortzis:
Like salmon, bro!

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[getting kissed in elevator] Woooooah Ames! Where did that come from?

Ames Brown:
Uh ho. That was not expected.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Oh shoot!

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Tonight was incredible. I'm now more emotionally attached to her than I've ever been. Things are perfect. Things are perfect. She and I are on the right track. I'm completely blown away by how I'm feeling. Crazy about her. Tonight is so perfect. I don't want it to end... and I don't think she wants it to end.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
The fact that Ashley told me about Bentley before anybody, it spoke volumes.

Ames Brown:
[to Ashley] I suppose that we would all prefer our fairytales to be simple, but they're not and life isn't simple as we hope and that is why it's beautiful.

Ryan Park:
[to Ashley after she discusses Bentley with the guys] My blood pressure didn't move a beat.

Lucas Daniels:
Ben went on a date yesterday. We woke up this morning and went into Ben's room and he is not in his bed. JP's upset. When he's silent, he's getting kinda irritated... and I get the pleasure of going on a group date with him.

Lucas Daniels:
You know, JP has been pouting quite a bit about Ben not coming home. He wouldn't talk. He was just cranky. He was moody. He comes out. His whole attitude changes when he gets that tuxedo on. If he would had my outfit of Ames' outfit today, oh my gosh, he would have just thrown a fit like a 15-year old, so...

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Coming off Hong Kong, that was, like, probably the most unbelievable night ever

Herself - The Bachelorette:
It was a little wild.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
But it was amazing...

Ryan Park:
I'm freakin' pumped! I mean, the wait and the anticipation and the sleepless nights... it's all culminating to this. I mean, it's just bursting inside of me now.

Ryan Park:
[crying] I don't want to be alone. I want to find a partner that shares the same joy in life that I do and wants to be a great mother and I want to be a great dad. And I will be.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
I love seeing Constantine here at the restaurant. He looks really sexy here, y'know, walking around. He's such a stud.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Ben is so sexy. The hair, the fashion, the sense of humor... he's a winemaker. It's so cool. Everything about him screams sexiness to me.

Barbara Flajnik (Benjamin's mother):
I've been hoping that this has been a good experience...

Benjamin Flajnik:
This is one of the best experiences of my life. It's changed from just being an adventure to actually having feelings for this girl. She's incredible. She's really great and I haven't told her that I love her. I'm not forcing anything, but I told her that I like her and I like her a lot... and I like where things are going with her... and, watching you and dad, y'know, being married all those years is something that myself and Julia have always talked about wanting to model. Y'know, dating Ashley, um, has been an eye opening experience. There were times when I've been looking back on the first couple years after Dad died and how I should have been a better son and I should have done things differently... and I have regrets about those things. I have come to terms with those and I realized them. I should have been there more in the beginning.

Barbara Flajnik (Benjamin's mother):
We all were having our own separate hurts individually and I think you were really coping with it the best you could.

Benjamin Flajnik:
I should have done it differently. I should have...

Barbara Flajnik (Benjamin's mother):
But remember that's the past...

Benjamin Flajnik:
It is.

Barbara Flajnik (Benjamin's mother):
It's nice that you acknowledged that. I really appreciate it. I think that Dad is really looking down on us. It's his birthday tomorrow... and, you know, he's probably thinking "Well done"

Benjamin Flajnik:
We're doing OK.

Barbara Flajnik (Benjamin's mother):
And I think he'd be proud of you. I really do.

Ames Brown:
It is best when the ordinary is extraordinary. I think. There's this Italian Renaissance way of being romantic. They call it sprezzatura which is where you try to be as romantic as possible but through your ordinary life. There's so much more magic in the ordinary. Life isn't all like fireworks and so if you can have romantic things come, like, from inside you than you have that spark.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to JP Rosenbaum while roller skating] Oh my goodness! Who do you think is gonna fall first? Listen, if you fall, it is not going to be sexy. I'm probably gonna fall before you do.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
[to Ashley] At the end of all this, someone... someone's heart is going to be broken, but unless I completely... completely put myself out there and expose my vulnerability and allow myself to get hurt, there is no way that WE could ever work...

Herself - J.P.'s Mother:
You have- you are sunburn.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
You are really red.

J.P. Rosenbaum:
It's really hot in here.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Are you shy?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Noooo

Herself - J.P.'s Mother:
Will you propose to her?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
If I feel it, yeah. Why not? If I'm in love with her and if I... what's to stop me from proposing now or three months from now, six months from now. I'm open to the possibility that it might and I want you guys to be open to the possibility that, if he feels it, he's going to propose to her.

Benjamin Flajnik:
Honey, you cook. How nice!

Constantine Tzortzis:
Oh my God. I got the Euro Mullet. I want a haircut so bad.

Ryan Park:
Seeing her... it's like Wow... what a feeling. Heart's going outta my chest.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Do you wanna live in New York or Fiji?

J.P. Rosenbaum:
Let's say we split it 50-50. Although six months here... I could get used to it.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
What is going on? What are you doing here? My heart is racing!

Ryan Park:
Yeah, mine too!

Benjamin Flajnik:
[after getting suntan lotion applied] Thanks for your hard work.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Thanks for YOUR hard work.

Constantine Tzortzis:
Houses and women are not the same.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[tasting wine] Sweet.

Constantine Tzortzis:
Very grape-fruity.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Very grape-fruity.

Constantine Tzortzis:
Ben taught me that.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Oh did he? Is that weird... that you and your friend are both dating the same girl?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
[to Chris Harrison] JP and I have this thing about being on beaches. Our relationship keeps progressing. It keeps moving forward on a beach and this was no different.

Jillian Harris:
There are definitely no bedroom problems.

Ed Swiderski:
No elephants in the room... here... What about that...

Jillian Harris:
The only problems with the bedroom is that we can't get enough in the bedroom... The only thing I know.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
It's called a cocktail party for a reason. What I did see in him is that Ed is the happiest, funniest drunk that I've ever met in my life and, honestly, it made me laugh.

Himself - Host:
[regarding the colorful group of guys seated before him] It's like a buffet for a host. Where do I start?

Mark Huebner:
Jake, no one in America thinks some one is a black sheep if they're an airline pilot and the rest of their family is doctors... uh A. Uh... B: next time some one tells you to untuck in your shirt during a rose ceremony, don't make 'em take two hours for them to convince you. So untuck your shirt and then C: go watch a rated R movie and come on to the same level as the rest of us. 'Cause you're just, like, way too perfect for everybody.

Jake Pavelka:
OK. Let me... let me just put that... put that to bed. Sasha f*** you. How "perfect" is that? [audience cheers]

Sasha:
[to audience] Hey! That's the first f*** he said in, like, the last year I think.

Himself - Host:
I can honestly say that's the first f*** on any reunion show in eight years. So...

Himself - Host:
Your first date with JP... he came up to your house and you guys decided to watch a movie. What happened?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
So many things happened. He broke the entertainment center, couldn't get the DVD player to work and, to top it off, I fell asleep on him.

[outtake scene from episode 2, wearing a tight wine harness]

Ryan McLean:
My manhood is in my stomach.

Ryan Park:
Going into this show, I actually bought multiple books. I bought a book on Questions To Ask For Getting Engaged, Questions To Ask For Getting Married and a Book Of Fabulous Questions, read them cover to cover, made pages upon pages of notes. Nick will back me up on this and so will Ben C...

Nick Peterson:
Why are we here?

William Holman:
Because none of us can find a girl to date. Because we are still single.