The Care Bears

[repeated line]

Baby Hugs:
Oh goody goody gosh!

Cheer Bear:
We don't need to huff and puff! Let's get it done! It's not that tough!

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Lotsa Heart Elephant:
...and that's the truth.

Baby Tugs:
I don't feel very good.

Baby Hugs:
Eww! You sound yucky!

Baby Hugs:
Us eagles love soup.

Hugs' Shadow:
That's right. Worm soup!

Baby Hugs:
Worms? Yuck! I don't want to be an eagle!

Hugs' Shadow:
Okay. Popcorn soup!

Baby Hugs:
Popcorn soup? That's funny.

Baby Hugs:
Tugs is sick. He has a temperature.

Hugs' Shadow:
I remember I was sick once. I had a temperature of a million.

Baby Hugs:
Really?

Hugs' Shadow:
Yep. I was so hot they had to call the fire department.

Grumpy Bear:
Beastly, what do you know about safety?

Mr. Beastly:
Are you kidding? I practically invented the stuff! What is it, anyway?

Brave Heart Lion:
And at the end of Round 1, Baby Tugs has 1 point, Baby Hugs has 1 point, and Mr. Beastly still has no points.

Mr. Beastly:
I'm pacing myself.

Mr. Beastly:
I found it! The most dangerous things on the face of the planet! Look!

Baby Hugs, Baby Tugs:
Brustle sprouts?

Grumpy Bear:
But Beastly, brustle sprouts aren't dangerous; they're actually good for you.

Mr. Beastly:
Good for you? Have you ever tasted these things? Yuck!

Grumpy Bear:
...And Beastly, is still lagging around, some what.

Mr. Beastly:
Sure, rub it in.

Brave Heart Lion:
A bully is picking on a little boy. A real Care Bear would do what?

Mr. Beastly:
Help the bully by pushing the boy into a puddle?

Shreeky:
Now we need a way to ruin Champ's chariot.

Mr. Beastly:
How about we roll it down the hill and smash it?

Shreeky:
I've got a better idea. We can roll it down the hill...

Mr. Beastly:
Uh, but Shreeky?

Shreeky:
...And smash it! OK, let's roll.

Mr. Beastly:
I'm so bad! This'll be like taking candy from a baby!

[Beastly's stomach growls causing Cheer Bear to wake up]

Mr. Beastly:
Uh-oh! I shouldn't have said candy!

Mr. Beastly:
Once we reach that gold, we're going to be rich. [Shreeky looks back at Beastly] I mean, uh, YOUR going to be rich. I'll never be rich. No not me, I'll be poor the rest of my life.

Grams Bear:
There's only one cure for the cubs. A tear from No Heartsarus.

Mr. Beastly:
[thinking he's sick with spots] Oh! I'm a gonner for sure now.

Lotsa Heart Elephant:
It sounded like you were in trouble.

Playful Heart Monkey:
We were just playing a joke on you.

Grumpy Bear:
As usual.

Brave Heart Lion:
That's not very funny, Playful Heart.

Playful Heart Monkey:
You're right. It's hilarious!

Playful Heart Monkey:
Everyone alright?

Baby Tugs:
I'm okay.

Baby Hugs:
Me too. I just falled down, go boom.

No Heart:
When I mix them together, my Cloud of Uncaring will rise up from the Thunder Pit and mark the end of the Care Bears! It is almost complete, once I have the final ingredient. Beastly, throw in the last ingredient!

No Heart:
[Beastly looks around, puzzled] Well?

Mr. Beastly:
Is this last ingedient about, oh, this high [gestures at his own height] and have a furry tummy [rubs his tummy] and a big, round nose [pinching his snout] , and [points to his pointy hat] a pointy little hat?

No Heart:
No, you fool!

Mr. Beastly:
[prays] Oh, thank you!

No Heart:
The last ingredient is THE FISH BONE!

Mr. Beastly:
The fish bone? But I threw that into the barrel with the kid and...

Dale:
[from nearby dungeon]... and I threw it back!

Mr. Beastly:
[bites his own fingers] Ahh!

No Heart:
Go back and get it... NOW!

Mr. Beastly:
[in fear] The... the... the kitty cat!

No Heart:
I cannot complete my spell without the fish bone!

Mr. Beastly:
[cries and begs] But you know how I hate kitty cats, especially that one.

No Heart:
Go or I will adjust my recipe to include a pinch of Beastly because that's all that will be left of you!

Mr. Beastly:
[running at bullet speed out of the room] Nice kitty!

No Heart:
When I mix them together, my Cloud of Uncaring will rise up from the Thunder Pit and mark the end of the Care Bears! It is almost complete, once I have the final ingredient. Beastly, throw in the last ingredient!

No Heart:
[Beastly looks around, puzzled] Well?

Mr. Beastly:
Is this last ingredient about, oh, this high [gestures at his own height] and have a furry tummy [rubs his tummy] and a big, round nose [pinching his snout] , and [points to his pointy hat] a pointy little hat?

No Heart:
No, you fool!

Mr. Beastly:
[Prays] Oh, thank you!

No Heart:
The last ingredient is THE FISH BONE!

Mr. Beastly:
The fish bone? But I threw that into the barrel with the kid and...

Dale:
[From nearby dungeon]... and I threw it back!

Mr. Beastly:
[Bites his own fingers] Ahh!

No Heart:
Go back and get it... NOW!

Mr. Beastly:
[In fear] You can't send me back! The... the... the kitty cat!

No Heart:
I cannot complete my spell without the fish bone!

Mr. Beastly:
[Cries and begs] But you know how I hate kitty cats, especially that one.

No Heart:
Go or I will adjust my recipe to include a pinch of Beastley because that's all that will be left of you!

Mr. Beastly:
[Running at bullet speed out of the room] Nice kitty!

Tenderheart Bear:
Even as a cub, Grumpy was grumpy.

Grumpy Bear:
You would too if you had to wear a bonnet like that.

Tenderheart Bear:
The Care Bears can't ignore any cry for help no matter where it's coming from.

Swift Heart Rabbit:
Who used my head for a bongo drum?

Good Luck Bear:
[after Perfect and Polite Panda go crazy with the Care Bear Stares] Don't worry, Perfect and Polite, you'll get the hang of it.

Lotsa Heart Elephant, Swift Heart Rabbit, Grumpy Bear:
We hope so!

Polite Panda:
I'm gonna miss our valley, Perfect. You sure it'll be alright?

Perfect Panda:
The valley will be fine without us. I'll guarantee it, Polite.

Shreeky:
We need more garlic.

Mr. Beastly:
No, more pepper.

Shreeky:
Garlic!

Mr. Beastly:
Pepper!