Spanglish

John Clasky:
Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts.

Deborah Clasky:
How are you nicer than me?

John Clasky:
You didn't set the bar that high.

John Clasky:
Just do it or I'll light my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face!

John Clasky:
That probably wasn't the best way to get make myself clear, was it?

John Clasky:
If you don't stop talking I'm going to set my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face.

John Clasky:
Think seriously about getting up. You don't have to get up right now, but are you thinking seriously about it?

Georgie:
Yes...

Evelyn Wright:
We have to talk.

Deborah Clasky:
Mother, are you buzzed?

Evelyn Wright:
No. I quit drinking weeks ago! No one noticed, but I guess that's a pretty good indicator that I conducted myself quite well when I was drunk. But this isn't about me right now.

Deborah Clasky:
Mother, I don't have time right now for one of your drunken rants.

Evelyn Wright:
Well, dear, it just so happens that I am completely sober. I gave up drinking three weeks ago, not that you've noticed... though I suppose the fact that you didn't speaks volumes of my ability to hold my liquor, but anyway...

John Clasky:
They should name a gender after you.

Flor Moreno:
I love you.

Deborah Clasky:
So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?

Evelyn Norwich:
Besides that he turned it off?

Deborah Clasky:
Yeah.

Evelyn Norwich:
Forty messages starts to look needy.

Deborah Clasky:
You don't have any other questions for me?

John Clasky:
What other questions could there be?

Flor Moreno:
Is what you want for yourself to become someone very different than me?

Gwen:
I admire you for your feelings, and hope to adopt them as my own.

Evelyn to Deb ”lately dear your low self-esteem has been just good common sense.” An amazing way to say stop cheating & teachable moment.