The Nightmare Room

Danielle Warner:
When I snap my fingers, the old, annoying, bratty Peter will be gone for good. Just disappear.

Danielle Warner:
This is my fault.

Chris:
Your fault? How do you figure that?

Danielle Warner:
I'm the one who hypnotized him. Before that he was perfect. Well... perfect for him.

Freddy Goal:
This isn't like any party I've ever been to.

Todd Rossi:
This is, like, the first party you've ever been *invited* to.

Freddy Goal:
Shut up.

Todd Rossi:
So, what, you decided to dress up like me?

Freddy Goal:
Well, it's the goofiest thing I could think of.

Todd Rossi:
OK. Rule number one: Never order anything from the Island of Borneo.

Luke Greene:
It's worked fine all year and now it's stuck. You don't see the connection?

Jeff:
Yeah. It's Friday the thirteenth... and you're an idiot.

Luke Greene:
Hey, I didn't make this stuff up, OK? Bad stuff's been happening on this day way before I came along.

Luke Greene:
There was a face, in the mirror. It was totally scary. C'mon. I'll show you. Look.

[opens the locker and they both see Luke's face in it]

Jeff:
You're right. It *is* scary.

Luke Greene:
My lucky wristband. I can't beat Gomez without it.

Jeff:
Dude, you never beat him *with* it.

Jeff:
Lucky rabbit's foot... wasn't too lucky for the rabbit.

Luke Greene:
You don't understand. Do you know what I'm up against; I need that luck.

Jeff:
You *need* a shrink.

Ryan:
Hey, how dumb is that? Being allergic to strawberries. Why couldn't I be allergic to broccoli? Or math?

Dylan Pierce:
Well, I don't want to put anything in my room that could possibly be confused with a toy, you know? 'Cause those days are over.

Ryan:
Yeah. Dylan... [pats his back] Today, you're a man. [both burst out laughing]

[repeated line]

Buddy:
Will you play with me?

[repeated line]

Buddy:
You're my best friend, forever.

[repeated line]

Buddy:
I'm Buddy. I'm your best friend.

[repeated line]

Buddy:
I like to play.

[repeated line]

Buddy:
I'm your best friend.

Beth:
[of balloons] You think by now they'd make those things unpopable.

Beth:
So what happens if your sister hates college? Would you have to move back into your old room?

Dylan Pierce:
No. Are you joking; no. The room is mine, you know? Once I'm in I'm in, and if she doesn't like it she can sleep outside.

Beth:
She's so lucky to have such a loving brother.

Todd Rossi:
I thought you guys were leaving. What, you chicken out?

Janet Bingham:
Yes, Todd, the idea of life outside these walls is just too much for us to bear.

Dex Mancuso:
[incredulous] You burned out your whole battery?

Alexis Hall:
[defensive] It's not my fault.

Dex Mancuso:
Who's been yakking on the phone all day talking about nothing?

Alexis Hall:
Are you judging the quality of my conversation?

Dex Mancuso:
You shouldn't even be allowed to charge that phone until you can prove you have something worthwhile to say.

Alexis Hall:
"Four Left to Go"? What's that mean?

Dex Mancuso:
It means Freddy's gone... and we're next.

Dex Mancuso:
[convinced Freddy's missing and the note "Four Left to Go" is not a trick] I know where he is. With Langley.

Janet Bingham:
They always want something, to avenge their death or get even for something. That's why their souls aren't at rest.

Todd Rossi:
Well, this guy's soul is *definitely* not at rest.

Mr. Ryan:
Do you ever get tired of having an answer for everything?

Josh Ryan:
[Shakes his head] Nope.

Nikki:
So how'd you get away?

Josh Ryan:
I told him I knew ninjas.

Nikki:
Excuse me? I thought you just said you told him you knew ninjas.

Josh Ryan:
Paid ninja bodyguards, and if he didn't leave me alone I'd get 'em to, take 'im out.

Nikki:
You're losing it, Josh.

Josh Ryan:
I know.