The Patty Duke Show

Patty Lane:
[speaking to her Cousin Cathy] You speak Latin! The only Latin I know is Paul Anka.

Natalie Lane:
Hello, Keith. Welcome to the neighborhood. Where are you from?

Ross Lane:
He comes from Iowa.

Keith:
Idaho.

Ross Lane:
In Brooklyn we pronounce it Iowa.

[last lines]

Patty Lane:
You can't fire him - it's Christmas.

J.R. Castle:
[exiting] So it is. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Patty Lane:
[turning to the television audience] Did you hear that? That's terrible. Imagine firing someone on Christmas. He wouldn't do that - or would he? Is J.R. Castle gonna turn out to be the rat of the Western World? Tune in next week, and we'll all find out. Bye! Merry Christmas, everybody.

[repeated line]

Susan:
Vote for me.

Patty Lane:
Since I'm practically earning my own living now, I won't be needing my allowance anymore.

Ross Lane:
Can I have her allowance?

Martin Lane:
[in a correcting tone] May I have her allowance.

Ross Lane:
May I have her allowance?

Martin Lane:
No!

Ross Lane:
Well, if I wasn't going to get it anyway, why did I have to get grammatical?