They Think It's All Over

Nick Hancock:
Jimmy Greaves was controversially left out of the 1966 World Cup Final winning team. And if he ever finds out, he'll be gutted.

[After being bitten on his finger by a ferret during "Feel the Sportsman" round]

Jonathan Ross:
I was 6 inches away from being Jewish.

Nick Hancock:
According to our own Gary Lineker, when he was introduced to Tiger Woods, Mr. Woods smiled politely and said, "When did you retire from football?" Yeah, sure. Probably right after he said, "Oi, Dumbo, two sugars."