'Til There Was You

Gwen Moss:
Come in, I've been expecting you / There's a knock on the door and love walks through / And lights a fire and smiles a smile / As if love were going to stay a while / And the fire breathes and weaves its spell / But then love runs out of lies to tell / For love is restless, love's a flirt / Love has places to go and people to hurt / So here's the shovel to smother the flame / Tomorrow you'll barely remember my name / And I'll try to forget you, my dearest one / As a prisoner tries to forget the sun / For life holds no purpose, and love holds no charms / Since I beheld you in another's arms.

Gwen Moss:
Love's cruel, Love's a flirt. Love has places to go and people to hurt.

Francesca Lansfield:
My tits grew up on national television.

Saul Moss:
[to Gwen, his daughter] I'm going to tell you something important. I never loved your mother. Not real love.

Bob:
I think we should go to Paris. We'll be surrounded by rude French people. It should bring us closer.

Francesca:
I was full-time at Crystal Meth University.

Gwen Moss:
I knew I would find true love. It was just a question of where... and when.

Gwen Moss:
Why haven't I found someone? Am I so misshapen? So repellent? Why can't it just happen?

Gwen's date:
Lactose Intolerant.

Gwen Moss:
Well, the first step is admitting it.

Gwen Moss:
So you can't have cheese of any kind?

Francesca:
Yes, it's me! And no, I'm not dead!

Gwen Moss:
This is the part where your heart actually hurts.

Francesca Lansfield:
That was highly enjoyable!

Gwen Moss:
Oh God. Women with children. No... it's like a club that I can't get into. It's like that cool group in high school.