Station Agent

Finbar McBride:
It's funny how people see me and treat me, since I'm really just a simple, boring person.

Joe Oramas:
Hey listen, if you guys do something later, can I join you?

Finbar McBride:
We're not gonna do something.

Joe Oramas:
No, I know, but if you do, can I join you?

Finbar McBride:
We're not gonna do something later.

Joe Oramas:
Okay, but, if you do?

Finbar McBride:
Okay.

Joe Oramas:
Cool.

Finbar McBride:
Well, there are people called train chasers. They follow a train and they film it.

Olivia Harris:
Are you a train chaser?

Finbar McBride:
No.

Olivia Harris:
How come?

Finbar McBride:
I don't know how to drive a car. And I don't own a camera.

Olivia Harris:
That'd do it.

Finbar McBride:
You said you weren't going to talk to me if I sat here, Joe.

Joe Oramas:
I haven't said anything in like twenty minutes.

Finbar McBride:
Nine.

Joe Oramas:
You timed me?

Finbar McBride:
Mm-hmm.

Joe Oramas:
That's cold, bro.

Finbar McBride:
I'm retired, actually.

Emily:
Aren't you a little young to be retired?

Finbar McBride:
No, dwarves retire early. Common fact.

Emily:
Yeah, *lazy* dwarves.

Joe Oramas:
It's the librarian fantasy, man. Glasses off, hair down, books flying.

Finbar McBride:
She doesn't wear glasses.

Olivia Harris:
Well, buy her some, it's worth it.

Henry Styles:
Morning, professor.

Finbar McBride:
Good morning.