We'll need a body. Anybody's body.
Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher?
He owes me a favor! But he died yesterday.
Uh - what about HIS body?
Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see... who do we know that's dead? [He covers his eyes with his hand]
[sadly] I wish *I* was.
[Pseudolus uncovers his eyes, turns and grins madly at him as if to say, "Aha! That's it!"]
She was sold just this morning.
Sold! Then receive, oh bosom, thy fatal blade! [tries to stab himself and misses]
[takes the blade] Behave yourself!
[resuming] He'll pick her up within the hour.
Then receive, oh bosom, thy fatal blade! [takes another knife out, tries to stab himself, and misses yet again]
Put your bosom away!
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