A Lousy 10 Grand2004/I
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Angry man: [first lines - waiting in ATM line] What'ya doin', refinancing your house?
Ted Beckerwith: [into mirror] I'm the stuff legends are made of. Ted Beckerwith, space plumber.
R.J.: [about his car] I told you to get rid of that thing.
Ted Beckerwith: What am I going to get for it? Any way I save money on tires.
R.J.: How do you figure?
Ted Beckerwith: Only the back ones wear out, cause it's always being towed.
Ted Beckerwith: Boy, I'm already up to my ass in debt. Just once I'd like to open an envelope that didn't have a window in it.
Kathy Beckerwith: What about her braces, she has her orthodontist appointment next week. I'm going to have to cancel it.
Ted Beckerwith: Or you could have him wire her teeth together so she can't eat. It would cut our food budget.
Mr. Hockner: [dressed as a clown] You know, on the freeway they have a carpool lane for clowns. But if you want to use it, you have to have at least 200 people in the car. [cackles]
Mr Otay: I now pronounce you man and wife. If you want to kiss the bride, it's up to you.
Najah: They bombed my car!
Ted Beckerwith: Don't worry. It probably would have been recalled any way.
Najah: Too much freedom too fast is almost as overwhelming as none at all.
Kathy Beckerwith: Ted, for the last time, would you go find the trash cans!
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