After the Promise

Welfare Officer:
The law requires a room for each child.

Elmer Jackson:
Where do they liv now - at the Ritz?

Elmer Jackson:
I may jump up and down if you put an alligator in the bathtub, but i will never ever hurt you for telling the truth!

Dr. Northfield:
So as far as you know your father really liked you boys?

Richard 3:
Oh sure - whoever said different?

Waitress:
I had a husband once, but he was worse than the kids. So I kept the kids and got rid of the husband!

Waitress:
Well - I'll be... Kiss a frog and look what happens!

Waitress:
You win! On the house! First prize for the fastest worker in town!

Anna Jackson:
Better make it four bedrooms, Darling. I've got a feeling it's gonna be a girl.

Elmer Jackson:
Maybe we just oughta leave them alone?

Anna Jackson:
Oh no you don't! You'll never be all one piece until they are back! Besides - you promised her. You promised me. You promised Melissa. and you back out now - I'll go up and down the street, knocking on doors, telling everybody that Elmer Jackson goes back on his promises!