Sudden Manhattan

Adam:
Are you normally psychopathically delusional?

Donna:
No, I'm just going through a bad stage.

Murphy:
Don't get wiggy, Donna. It's not that cute past twenty-one or twenty-two.

Adam:
Are you the Jacob that's been killing people by running them down in the street?

Bearded Man:
Yes, yes I am.

Donna:
Yes, yes he is...Good, case solved, let's go home.

Bearded Man:
What I do is, I chase them and they run away real fast and then I shoot them in the back.

Donna:
That's a good strategy.

Bearded Man:
Yes, yes it is. I always get them.

Donna:
My tea's growing cold, do you think Gerdy might bring me out a new cup; I mean before you chase me down the street, shoot me in the back, rape, and then make a stew out of me, do you think that would be alright?

Murphy:
Who are these guys?

Georgie:
These are my new boyfriends.

Murphy:
Good, then it won't be a terrible shock when I tell you that Donna and I are to be married.

Murphy:
Yes, I was hoping to wait for a more appropriate time...

Donna:
Like when the woman might actually love you?