Andy Hardy Meets Debutante

Doorman:
Good afternoon, Miss Booth! Lovely day isn't it?

Betsy Booth:
Kid stuff.

Elevator Boy:
Good afternoon, Miss Booth! How are you today?

Betsy Booth:
I'll never know.

Betsy's Maid:
Good afternoon! There's some mail on the drawing room table.

Betsy Booth:
Very interesting

[sigh]

Betsy Booth:
for tourists.

Betsy's Butler:
Good aftenoon, Miss! Will there be anyone for dinner, Miss Booth?

Betsy Booth:
I expect to live and die a bachelor.

Betsy Booth:
Well, let's go on inside. Maybe the coffins will cheer you up.

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
It's a fine world. Back in Carvel there are people waiting to laugh at my funeral. Here in New York they've got coffins to cheer me up.

Betsy Booth:
Now don't you feel glad just to be alive?

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
I've never before really appreciated the advantage of being dead.

Betsy Booth:
Why are some men so dumb?

Francis aka Butch:
You said a mouthful, toots!

Betsy Booth:
Whenever I get disillusioned, I always get a pain in my stomach.

Judge James K. 'Jim' Hardy:
Betsy's a New Yorker, so of course she carries a gat.

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
We're not hillbillies. We wear shoes everyday.

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
[In reference to Ulysses S. Grant] He didn't have trouble like I got, all he had on his hands was a civil war.

Judge James K. 'Jim' Hardy:
When a boy's stupid... he's just stupid, that's all.

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
New York's a sink of... well... well, it's a sink! I won't be safe there!

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
What has New York got that Carvel hasn't? Just a lot of tall buildings. And what do people do when they get in tall buildings? They jump out of windows, that's what they do. I tell you New York is a den of evil!

Andrew 'Andy' Hardy:
A guy's world comes crashing down around his shoulders and you offer him corn beef and cabbage!