Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish

Skippy:
Even my nuts are frozen! [holds a block of frozen acorns]

Slappy:
Be careful with that last verse.

Brain Mouse:
Pinky, once again you've left the lens cap on your mind.

Yakko Warner:
[Dot has been 'mortally wounded' by Salazar's canon. Yakko is holding her in his arms with Wakko crouching near them] Dot... can you hear me?

Dot Warner:
[weakly opens eyes, takes Yakko's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...

Yakko Warner:
What?

Dot Warner:
[weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me [cough] one last time...

Yakko Warner:
You should rest...

Dot Warner:
[cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...

Yakko Warner:
[softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...

Dot Warner:
[smiles weakly] Me.

Yakko Warner:
[Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home [is cradling Dot closer in his arms] and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest girl?" and you'd say...

Dot Warner:
[weakly] I am.

Yakko Warner:
And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...

Dot Warner:
[cough] [weakly] I was born that way...

Yakko Warner:
And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...

Dot Warner:
[weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca [cough] Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me [cough] Dot...

Yakko Warner:
[voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Dottie?" [tears stream down his face] and you'd say...

Dot Warner:
[Very weakly] No... just Dot... call me... Dottie... [points to Yakko] and you... [hand falls to her side] die... ['dies.'] [Yakko starts to cry and nuzzles against Dot's head]

King Salazar:
When will this insanity stop?

Dot Warner, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner:
I know! Pick me! Pick me! I know!

King Salazar:
Yes, you.

Dot Warner:
Daaaaah... what was the question?

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner:
Good Answer! All right!

Wakko Warner:
If only I'd earned more...

Yakko Warner:
Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.

Wakko Warner:
I guess so...

Yakko Warner:
You turning in?

Wakko Warner:
...To what?

Yakko Warner:
...Good question. See you in the morning.

Wakko Warner:
Good night.

Yakko Warner:
[after the Warners have thrown a sled named Rosebud on the open fire] What do you want from us? We're freezing here!

Pinky:
But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?

Brain Mouse:
Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.

Pinky:
He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?

Brain Mouse:
No Pinky. DaVinci is dead.

Pinky:
Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?

Brain Mouse:
He died a long time ago.

Pinky:
And I forgot to send flowers? Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!

Brain Mouse:
No, Pinky, allow me. [Smacks him with his pencil] STUPID!

Pinky:
If we were supposed to fly we'd have come with little bags of nuts.

Brain Mouse:
Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts!

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner:
[singing Jingle Bells] Sailing through the slush/In a wind-blown wagon sled/Down the road we mush/Dot is still in bed!

Dot Warner:
[singing] I'm getting really bored/I've read this magazine/If we don't get there soon/I think I'm gonna scream!

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner:
[sings the chorus] Oh, wishing star, from afar/Dot is getting worse/Be a sport and grant our wish or we'll sing another verse!

Slappy:
We definitely gotta get you some singing lessons.

Skippy:
Oh yeah. Look who's talking.

Slappy:
Hey, hey. Cheap shot. I'm old. Very old.

Skippy:
Please. Like you could sing when you were young?

Yakko Warner:
[looking at a ravine] Wow, just don't look down.

Wakko Warner:
Do you get Vertigo?

Yakko Warner:
Nah.

Wakko Warner:
Me neither.

Yakko Warner:
Yeah. I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.

Mindy:
[Mindy is up in a tree and Buttons climbs up to save her] Silly Buttons. Puppies can't climb trees.

Mindy:
[Buttons falls to the ground] Okay, I love you. Buh-bye!

Desire Fulfillment Coordinator:
I am your Desire Fulfillment Facilitator... but everybody calls me Pip.

Skippy:
[Bumps into a pretty squirrel girl] Squirrel chicks, yowza!

Slappy:
He used to like nuts, now he's after dates.

Brain Mouse:
Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.

Pinky:
But Pharfigneuten and I have pledged out hearts to each other!

Brain Mouse:
Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.

Pinky:
Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?

Brain Mouse:
I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse, you are an imbisile.

Pinky:
Thank you!

King Salazar:
[talking about King Salazar's wishes] How about fame and fortune?

Yakko Warner:
Here's Fame with Irene Cara and a subscription to Fortune Magazine!

King Salazar:
[talking about wishes] How about eternal youth? That I could be sixteen forever?

Dot Warner:
Yeah and you'd live that same year over and over and you'd have zits and no one would ever date you!

King Salazar:
How about the Midas touch? Everything I touch will turn to gold.

Yakko Warner:
Yeah, including food. Try eating a solid gold turkey. Adios bicuspids!

[Buttons returns Mindy home]

Mindy's mom:
Mindy, darling! You're back! You're safe! Oh, thank goodness!

Mindy:
Hi, Mom!

Mindy's mom:
[Gasps] Mindy! You called me "Mom"! You called me "Mom"! It's a miracle!

Pinky:
Narf!

Wakko Warner:
[singing] Twinkle twinkle wishing star how I wonder where you are, out in space so bright and clear, can you see me way down here? [pausing] Hmm I wonder? [singing] Let me pick the star that's right and pick the wishing star tonight, like finding a needle in a haystack, eeny meeny miney moe and jack, wishing star please hear my plea grant one wish one wish for me [star comes through the window] uh oh I think I broke it!

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
[singing] We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ we're heading off to seek our dream come true/ It's waiting right out there/ the answer to our prayer.

Wakko Warner:
A wish for free...

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner:
That you might be a multimillionaire, that's why/ we're off to seek our destiny together...

Yakko Warner:
It's one for all...

Wakko Warner:
And all for one...

Dot Warner:
Times three!

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
Who cares about the stuff we lack/ we're on our way and we won't be back...

Wakko Warner:
Until we find that star.

Dot Warner:
Gee, it looks kind of far.

Yakko Warner:
Too bad we don't have a car.

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
Oh, what the hey! We're on our way/ to find the wishing star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ and when we do, our troubles are gonna be through/ It's just around the bend/ it's where the mountains end/ We're packing our load/ we're hitting the road/ let's sing it together again - Hey hey! We want to be the first to touch the wishing star/ We're northward bound/ we're leaving town today!

Yakko Warner:
We're taking a stand...

Wakko Warner:
We're making a vow...

Dot Warner:
This is the place...

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
The moment is now! We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot/ We're giving it all we've got!

Dot Warner:
We're coming, so ready or not...

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
Today's the day/ we're on our way to find the wishing star!

King Salazar:
You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?

Wakko Warner:
[sadly] No one, sir.

Dot Warner:
You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.

King Salazar:
Yes, well, everyone has problems.

Yakko Warner:
[Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.

Wakko Warner:
Will you be our new daddy?

King Salazar:
Certainly not!

Dot Warner:
[jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!

Wakko Warner:
Oh, please Dad! Do!

King Salazar:
I'm not your father!

Yakko Warner:
That's not what Mommy said.

King Salazar:
I know - I'll wish for a million bucks. No! Make that two million bucks!

Yakko Warner:
Sounds good to me.

[Salazar is suddenly trampled by a herd of male deer]

Yakko Warner:
Just be glad it's not mating season.

[One of the deer makes a romantic face at Salazar]

Brain Mouse:
[flying in the Air-Screw] With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?

Pinky:
What does what mean?

Brain Mouse:
Just skip it.

Pinky:
Skip what?

Brain Mouse:
Grrrrr! Just stop!

Pinky:
'Kay. [stops pedaling. They fall]

Brain Mouse:
AAAAAHHHH! NO! Keep pedaling! Keep pedaling Pinky! [he does] Huh, huh... You almost killed us! What were you thinking?

Pinky:
But you said stop! You really did Brain, you said 'stop.'

Brain Mouse:
Ignore what I say!

Pinky:
Really?

Brain Mouse:
Yes, just keep pedaling!

Pinky:
'Kay. [stops pedaling again]

Brain Mouse:
NOOOOOO! What are you doing?

Pinky:
Ignoring what you say.

Brain Mouse:
Not about that!

Pinky:
Not about what?

Brain Mouse:
Just KEEP PEDALING!

Pinky:
[starts pedaling again] Sometimes you are so confused, Brain.

Yakko Warner:
Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.

King Salazar:
Huh? Where?

Yakko Warner:
Right there.

King Salazar:
[sniffs] Did I get it?

Yakko Warner:
Yeah - noooo, no, still there.

King Salazar:
[sniffs again] How about now?

Yakko Warner:
Now it's over there. Ooh.

King Salazar:
[wipes] How about now?

Yakko Warner:
No. Ugh.

Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Yakko Warner:
Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops! [gags]

King Salazar:
Oh, all right!

[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door]

Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner:
[dancing] We're in charge! We're in charge!