Superman

Lois Lane:
Any more at home like you?

Clark Kent:
Uh, not really, no.

Lex Luthor:
This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you.

Lex Luthor:
It's kryptonite, Superman. Little souvenir from the old home town. I spared no expense to make you feel right at home.

Miss Teschmacher:
Why?

Lex Luthor:
Because if any human being were going to perpetrate such a fantastic hoax, it would've been me!

Lex Luthor:
Doesn't it give you kind of a, a, a... shudder... of electricity through you to be in the same room with me?

Lex Luthor:
MISS TESSMACHER!

Lex Luthor:
We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Young Clark Kent:
All those things I can do. All those powers. And I couldn't even save him.

Clark Kent:
Excuse me, Mr. White. I was wondering if, if, uh, perhaps you could arrange for half my salary to be sent to this address on a weekly basis.

Lois Lane:
Your bookie, right?

Clark Kent:
My what?

Lois Lane:
Don't tell me: he sends a check every week to his sweet, grey-haired old mother.

Clark Kent:
Actually, she's silver-haired.

Clark Kent:
Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?

Lois Lane:
How did you know that?

Clark Kent:
Know what?

Lois Lane:
You just described the exact contents of my purse.

Clark Kent:
Hmm. Wild guess.

Superman:
Easy, miss. I've got you.

Lois Lane:
You, you've got me? Who's got you?

Superman:
Here you go, miss.

Little girl:
Gee, thanks, mister.

Superman:
Well, good-bye, Frisky. So long, now.

Superman:
Bye.

Little girl:
Bye.

Little girl:
Mommy! Mommy! Frisky was stuck in the tree! This man swooped out of the sky and gave him to me!

Mommy:
Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?

Perry White:
Now look. The Post: "It Flies." The News: "Look, Ma, No Wires." The Times: "Blue Bomb Buzzes Metropolis." The Planet. We're sitting on top of the story of the century here! I want the name of this flying whatchamacallit to go with the Daily Planet like bacon and eggs, franks and beans, death and taxes, politics and corruption.

Jor-El:
This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination.

Lex Luthor:
It's open, come in. My attorney will be in touch with you about the damage to the door. Otis, take the gentleman's cape.

Otis:
I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor.

Superman:
Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?

Lex Luthor:
No, by causing the death of innocent people.

Warden:
This country is safe again, Superman, thanks to you.

Superman:
No, sir. Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Good night.

Lex Luthor:
It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving.

Lex Luthor:
Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.

Lex Luthor:
Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me...

Miss Teschmacher:
"Get out."

Lex Luthor:
Ha ha. Before that. He said, "Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they'll pay through the nose to get it! Remember," my father said...

Otis:
"... land."

Lex Luthor:
Right.

Ma Kent:
Remember us, son. Always remember us.

Lex Luthor:
Otis, take the gentleman's cape.

Otis:
I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor.

General Zod:
Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El, take it! Join us!... You will bow down before me, Jor-El. I swear it, no matter that it takes an eternity! You will bow down before me! Both you and then one day your heirs!

The Pimp:
Say, Jim! Whoo!

Superman:
Excuse me.

The Pimp:
That's a bad outfit! Whoo!

Lois Lane:
Um, um, would you like a glass of wine?

Clark Kent:
Uh, no, no thanks. I never drink when I fly.

Lex Luthor:
n... n... n...

Otis:
'M'! You want 'M' Mr. Luthor?

Otis:
So, there you go, 'M'.

Lex Luthor:
'M' as in moron Otis? No, no, no, it's 'N'! 'N' as in neanderthal, nincompoop, nitwit and 'L' as in ladder!

Jor-El:
Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.

Lex Luthor:
You were great in your day, Superman. But it just stands to reason, when it came time to cash in your chips, this old... diseased... maniac would be your banker.

Perry White:
Lois, Clark Kent may seem like just a mild-mannered reporter, but listen, not only does he know how to treat his editor-in-chief with the proper respect, not only does he have a snappy, punchy prose style, but he is, in my forty years in this business, the fastest typist I've ever seen.

Lois Lane:
How big are you... um... how *tall* are you?

Lex Luthor:
Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our time!

Otis:
...of our time.

Lex Luthor:
I hereby serve notice...

Otis:
He's serving notice...

Lex Luthor:
That these walls...

Otis:
That these walls here...

Lex Luthor:
Would you shut up, please!

Lex Luthor:
There's a strong streak of good in you, Superman. But then nobody's perfect... almost nobody.

Miss Teschmacher:
Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?

Superman:
Why, Why did, why did you kiss me first?

Miss Teschmacher:
I, I didn't think you'd let me later.

Perry White:
Now listen to me, I tell you boys and girls - whichever one of you gets it out... is going to wind up with the single most important interview since... God talked to Moses!

Miss Teschmacher:
I wonder what they're wearing in Addis Ababa?

Superman:
Hi there. Something wrong with the elevator?

Superman:
Officer! They say confession's good for the soul.

Superman:
I'd listen to this man.

Jor-El:
Krypton!