Beethoven's 3rd

[Sara is filming Brennan]

Sara Newton:
So, Brennan. Dad said this is going to be the funnest vacation ever. Can we get your reaction?

[Brennan flips Sara off]

Sara Newton:
[tattling] I'm gonna tell you did that!

[Richard tries to find a valve while he's driving; Bill and Tommy attempt to stop him]

Richard Newton:
[to Beth; after he finds the maim sewage control valve] Here it is.

Beth Newton:
Here's what, Honey?

Richard Newton:
The main sewage control valve.

[Richard pulls the valve as they drive pass Tommy and Bill]

Richard Newton:
[to the family] See?

[cut back to Tommy and Bill,who are now covered in urine and fecal matter, they both scream]

Tommy:
It's Number two!

[Bill sobs]

[after Beethoven saves Sara from being kidnapped]

Beth Newton:
Beethoven, I was wrong about you. You are a hero.

[Brennan tries to watch "The Shakiest Gun in The West" on the DVD player; but as he presses play, he sees a computer code]

Brennan Newton:
[to his dad; regarding the DVD] Dad, this disc is a reject.

Richard Newton:
What? No, that was supposed to be one of the highlights of the trip.

[Richard shows his family the RV for the first time]

Richard Newton:
[to Brennan] Hey, Brennan. I bet all your friends are gonna be staying in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors, and the beauty of it is...

Richard Newton:
[shouting; to his family]... this rig has everything! So, you'll never even know you left home.

Brennan Newton:
[not excited] That's just it, Dad: It's home, but smaller for two weeks.

[the Newtons are debating whether or not they should bring Beethoven]

Sara Newton:
[to her parents] You wouldn't put Ted, Ryce, or Emily in a kennel, and Beethoven's our cousin, too.

[Beethoven has outrun both Tommy and Bill; resulting in crashing their car and drenching it in cement]

Bill:
That dog trashed the car!

Tommy:
[stuttering] J-just don't tell my mom!

Bill:
[sarcastically] It's covered in cement.

Tommy:
Don't tell her.

Bill:
[as he tries to wipe the wet cement off the windshield] Oh, she's gonna know.

[Bill and Tommy, both wearing sumo outfits are chased by Beethoven back into their car]

Tommy:
[to Bill] I knew we should've taken your mom's minivan!

[Richard is driving the RV through a bug zone on a desert road]

Brennan Newton:
So, Dad, that hotel I mentioned? It's pretty close by.

Richard Newton:
[to Brennan] We're not staying in a hotel. I didn't stay in one in my childhood motor home trip, and we ain't staying in one now! We're perfectly fine in our house on wheels, everyone got that?