Beginner's Luck

Beginner's Luck

Beginner's Luck is a 1935 Our Gang short comedy film directed by Gus Meins. It was the 135th Our Gang short (47th talking episode) that was released. It was also the first short for seven-year-old Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer and his ten-year-old brother Harold Switzer to appear.

Year:
1935
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Spanky's mother:
[She finds Spanky backstage talking to Daisey] Ok Spanky you're on next.

Spanky:
Mom if I win the prize can I do anything I want with the money?

Spanky's mother:
Why certainly Spanky all I want is that you are a big hit!

Spanky:
[ Spanky turns to Daisey and says ] Don'y worry girlie the dress is in the bag ! [Spanky and his mother walk towards the stage wings when he pulls on her hand and says ] Wait a minute Mom I have to talk to the gang.

Spanky's mother:
[She is totally surprised and says to Spanky ] You can't go out there now, you have to win the prize!

Spanky:
Well I can't win the prize till I tell the gang something.

Spanky's mother:
I know I'll tell them. What do you want me to say ?

Spanky:
Tell them I want to win now I don't want to loose.

Spanky's mother:
[Shocked at what she is hearing ] But of course. Now take these things over to Grandma as I speak to the boys.

Spanky's mother:
[ Spanky's mother has no idea that there is a planned sabotage of Spanky's act by the gang and the gang think they are saving Spanky from being forced to acting by his mother] Listen Boys We want Spanky to win .Do you understand ? [the boys look sheepish but they all say they understand]

Spanky's mother:
Remember boys he's really depending on you. [ With a big smile she turns and walks back to the stage]

Jerry:
[the gang are in a quandary ,they don't know what to think. Spanky was overjoyed that they were going to ruin his act ] Now what do we do ?

Our Gang member:
[ most of the gang are telling Jerry that they think Spanky wants to loose ] Yeah don't pay any attention to anything his Ma says !

Jerry:
OK then , We'll give him the works !

Spanky's mother:
[ Standing on the stage wings watching the gang assail her son with peashooters and the rising laughter of the audience she very nervously turns to the MC and taps him on the shoulder and says ] They're laughing at him !

Master of Ceremonies:
[Knowing the state she is in he tries to really get her goat ] Laughing at him why they're howling at him !

Spanky's mother:
[the Mother is a wreck ] Well I won't have my son laughed at . Take him off !

Master of Ceremonies:
[ the MC knows the audience loves this kid's act and it great for business there is no way he wants this act to end. He growls at the mother ] TAKE HIM OFF NOTHING HE'S THE HIT OF THE SHOW !

Spanky's mother:
[Now the mother is very angry, she spins around and yells at the MC ] WELL IF YOU WON'T TAKE HIM OFF I WILL! [ the mother starts to run out on the stage but is grabbed by the MC and pulled back ]

Master of Ceremonies:
Now you stay right there till the act is over !

Spanky's mother:
[the mother pleads with the mc for her son to be taken off the stage] I won't stand here as my son is made a laughing stock of ! [She realizes all the pleading won't do any good the MC going to let Spanky out there as the audience is laughing at him so hard]

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC looks over at the mother ] You can't break up that act lady !

Spanky's mother:
[the mother is furious and yells at the MC ] OH NO ! [ the mother turns and rushes to the back of the stage and grabs a stage pole and she walks behind the stage curtain and takes off her overcoat and violently throws is aside and she gets down on her knees and moves the pole under the curtain to hook her son and pull him off]

Master of Ceremonies:
[ The MC is enjoying to show and laughing with the other mothers and Spanky's grandma.He turns to the other mothers and asks ] Where did Mommy go ? [They inforn him she took the pole and will try to yank Spanky off the stage!] [the mother accidently sticks the pole into an electrical outlet and is given quite a shock whichknocks her back so she is sitting on her heels. The MC lets out a big belly laugh knowing what she did] HA HA HA

Daisy Dimple:
[Daisey is standing watching Spanky's act and turns to the MC and asks] Say Mister do you think he has a chance? [ The MC informs her that Spanky won the prize five minutes ago. Delighted she turns and hugs her mother saying] The dress is in the bag !

Spanky's grandmother:
[Spanky's mother quickly composes herself and hooks Spanky and starts to pull him in as he falls on the stage. The Grandmother is watching and sees here oppourtunity to get even with Spanky's mother for putting Spanky on the stage. She taps the MC on the shoulder and pointing to the curtain ropes says to the MC ] Here's where we stop the show!

Master of Ceremonies:
[Knowing that having the curtain raise and revealing the mother trying to pull her kid off is going to be great the audience will love this and that mother really deserves it to. He turns to the Grandmother and says ] That's great go right ahead!

Spanky's mother:
[the grandma pulls down on the ropes and the backstage curtain begins to rise. We see a curtain hook dangling off the curtain bottom and it is moving up moving up Spanky's mother's legs heading towards her dress hem. The hook gets up under her dress hem and starts to hike up her dress.She is so into her mission that she doesn't even know what is happening.At the point where the curtain is about 1 1/2 foot off the stage she realizes what's happening and rushes her arms back to the back of her dress she lets out a SCHREECH ! The grandmother looks on and can't believe her luck and tries to pull down harder on the ropes to get that dress off her Daughter. The MC can't believe his eyes he must be saying to himself That dumb b*tch mother was right she wanted to stop the crown from laughing at her son and now she is made the laughing stop off.The mother grabs the curtain in an attempt to halt it's rize and looks over to see who's pullimg up that curtain. She must have thought is was the MC .She stands to get a better hold and tries to unhook her dress hem.She begins to wimper ] No please No NO please.

[ The Grandma gets a good hold of the ropes and looks out on stage looking at the dress up to her daughter's waist and gives the ropes a mighty tug which results with a very loud ripping sound as the dress is ripped off Spanky's mother and it's tattered remains heads up to the ceiling.The MC is waching thinking Man this is going to be great for business that is if we aren't raided. Spanky looks on as the dress is hauled upward and looks over at his mom whose kneeling on stage looking up at the remains of her dress. He quickly decides to haul a stage prop over in front of her to protect his mother from the prying eyes of the hysterical audience. He pulls the prop in front of her thinking the audience won't see her in her underwear but the prop is a cartoon caricature of a squatting lion with is mother's head perched on top ]

Spanky:
[Spanky s receiting his lines for the show this evening] Friend's Roman's and countrymen lend me your ears. [ He sees the gang coming up to the fence and they tell him to meet him at the window]

Scotty:
Hey Spank . Do you have to go on the stage tonight?

Spanky:
[Looking dejected ] Yes, my mom's trying to make an actor out of me. I'll be receiting the rest of my days if I win the prize tonight.

Jerry:
Well you won't win!

Spanky:
Oh no ?

Jerry:
Yes we have a plan we'll sit up front tonight and we'll boo and hiss you off the stage.

Spanky:
Oh Boy fellas that's great. But my Mom is really very serious about this.

Jerry:
Well she won't be able to do a thing about it you'll be booed off the stage. Don't worry we'll give you the works !

Parrot:
[ The gang leaves and Spanky is overjoyed .The family pet parrot is listening to the whole plot and trys to tell Spanky's mother of the plot] Momma Momma I know a secret I know a secret!

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother who is finishing his costume in the next room hears the disturbance and she calls out ] Spanky, Spanky Mother can't hear you?

Spanky:
[ Spanky rushes into the room his mother is ] Friends, Romans and countrymen lend me you ears.

Spanky:
[ Her stern look changes to a huge smile ] That's much better darling!

Parrot:
[ Spanky looks back into the room to see the parrot in a fish bowel As the parrot tries to give the mother the warning that there is a plot to sabotage the show he's still saying his line ] Mommma Momma I know a secret I know a secret Momma Momma.

Spanky's mother:
[ The mother is beaming with joy and walks over to Spanky and kneels down in front of him and says ] You know Spanky you have worked very hard on you lines I just know you will be a huge hit tonight and the audience is going to love your act.I'm sure when the acts are over you and me will be on the stage and you will be getting the prize.

Master of Ceremonies:
[ Both Spanky's mother and Grandmother are on the stage wing totaling enjoying a harmonica performance . The MC walks over and says to the mother who is sitting on a stool ] Where's Shakespere ? He's on next!

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother spins around and delivers a nasty line due to the fact she wanted Spanky on earlier ] Well it's about time ! [ The MC reels back in disbelief. The mother looks down to her side saying ] Spanky ? [ she looks around and again says ] Spanky ? [ she looks all over ,the grandma is now looking also . The mother walks a little forward and says ] Spanky , Spanky, where is Spanky ?

[ the mother walks over behind the rear side stage curtain looking for Spanky as the MC sees that she has walked out the she is visible to the audience and ruining the current act. He rushes behind her and one of his hands grabs her wrist and his other hand is firmly placed on her backside and twists her.She is surprised initially but the MC really manhandles her which makes her angry. With on hand on her wrist and the other on her ass he spins her around he releases her and it takes a bit for her to catch herself so she doesn't fall. The grandmother is watching and can't believe her eyes the complete manhandling her daughter has been given by the MC]

Spanky's mother:
[ Initially Spanky's mother is furious and starts to walk towards the MC thinking she was going to tell him off but the MC walks over to her she says to him] Why did you do that to me ?

Master of Ceremonies:
[the furious MC has had enough of Spanky's mother and knows her type really well] You weren't supposed to be on the stage !

[the MC is staring down the mother and she realizes she better be still as Spanky is about to go on and meeking looks down and walks way looking for Spanky ]

Stage hand:
[All the people are looking over thinking this MC is no one to mess with he is one tough cookie. One of the stage hands says to the MC] What a real stupid b*tch!

Master of Ceremonies:
Don't worry I've seen her kind before I can take care of her !

Scotty:
[Grandma has let the gang come in and go up to Spanky's room . Scotty is the first in ] Hey Spank. What's up ?

Spanky:
[Spanky is downtrodden with the news he must act on the stage he tells the gang of his predicament] Well fella, my mom's trying to make an actor out of me . I have to receite everyday.

Jerry:
All actors are sissies . You don't want to be an actor do you ?

Spanky:
Of course not but i'll be reciting the rest of my life if I win that prize.

Alvin:
Why don't you tell your mother that you don't want to recite ?

Spanky:
Once my mother gets something into her head that's it it's going to happen.

Spanky's mother:
[Just at this time Spanky's mother walks into the room walks over to a chair and sits on the arm of the chair ,crossing her legs and crossing her arms across her chest. Striking a very sexy pose. She speaks to the gang but speaks down to the boys from her position as an adult] Hello boys . Did Spanky tell you the wonderful news?

Jerry:
Yeah . He told us.

Spanky's mother:
[the mother shows a picture of the costume he will wear] Could you imagine it boys. Our Spanky reciting Shakespere on the stage ! [Then she starts reciting his lines ] Friend's ,Roman's and Countrymen -Lend me your ears.

Our Gang member:
[the mother tells the boys she wants them to go the nite of the show to root for Spanky .Then she leaves the room] Maybe she wants to be up on the stage in that silly outfit reciting these lines .

Spanky:
[ All the kids laugh, Spanky says ] not her but i'll be the one up there on that stage.

Jerry:
Don't worry Spank we'll come up with something to save you. [the gang leaves and walks down the stairs seeing Grandma sitting reading the paper and Spanky's mother playing with the parrot]

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother is talking to her parrot] Yoo Hoo Who love you ? Momma does.

parrot:
[the parrot responds ] I love you Momma . I love you Momma .

Alvin:
[ the gang is outside ] We have to help our pal !

Jerry:
Yeah we have to come up with something great !

[the most important aspect of the short is the many line that turn out to be so ironic by the ending]

Spanky's mother:
[When Spanky's mother is telling the ladies] I've got a big surprise for you. Spanky is going on the stage! [ Of course the surprise is on her as she will be going on stage too]

Spanky's mother:
[as the Mother starts to tell the details of the show ] I've arranged for him to appear at the Ritz Theatre [ She will really be appearing at the Ritz Theatre loosing her dress and being made a spectacle of with the stage prop]

Spanky's mother:
[At the theatre after a major run in with the MC where Spanky was almost tossed off the schedule before her went on ,the grandma comes over laughing her head off at what's going on and a furious Mother turns toward the Grandmother and says ] I don't think this is so funny!

Spanky's grandmother:
[the Grandmother turns and laughs right in her face and says ] Well I do !

Spanky's mother:
[after Spanky has been told of the plans to ruin his act his mother doesn't hear in practicing an says ] Spanky , Spanky Mother can't hear you!

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky says his line and the mother learns over towards him with a huge smile on her face and says ] That's much better darling I'm sure your going to be a huge hit tonight !

parrot:
[the family pet knows of the plot and tries to warn the mother but Spanky has put a fish bowel over the bird but he tries to warn her and a very muffled sound says ] Momma, Momma , I know a secret I know a secret

Spanky's mother:
[ At the theatre when the MC picks Spank to open the show the Mother rushes over and begs him ] Please my good sir he's not ready and besides my son is too much of an artist to open a show [ That line infuriates the MC and he holds Spanky's act for the finale which leads to all the hijinks later]

Spanky's mother:
[ When Spanky asks his mom to deliver his change of plans to the gang she has no idea there was a plot to ruin the act she says to the gang ] Listen boys We want Spanky to win . Remember he's depending on you !

Jerry:
[the kids don't know what to think Jerry says ] OK then we'll give him the works!

Spanky:
[after Daisey has lost and Spanky goes to comfort her he asks his mom ] If I win the prize can I do anything I want with the money?

Spanky's mother:
[His mother is beaming with joy ] Certainly Spanky All I want is you to be a big hit!

Spanky:
[Spanky turns to the little girl and says ] Listen Girlie the dress is in the bag! [His mom is bending down with his and has a huge smile on her face not knowing she will be the girlie whose dress is in the bag]

Spanky's mother:
[When Spanky first takes to the stage and falls down the mother turns to the MC and says ] Why don't you give him some lights ?

Spanky's mother:
[ The MC says what for and the mother responds to him ] So he can act of course !

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC looks at her and says ] OH so he can act [ but then puts a sarcastic laugh in ]

Spanky's mother:
[the mother looks him and says] Yes so he can act [ and she gives the same style laugh back at him ] [ The MC waves his hands to the stage crew to put up the house lights and almost smacks Spanky's mother in the face ]

Spanky's mother:
[When the act is falling apart and everything is turning bad the mother turns to the MC and says ] They're laughing at him !

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC knows how to turn up the fire under her and says ] They're howling at him .

Spanky's mother:
I won't have my son laughed at take him off . [ of course the mother would wind up with the same audience laughing at her later on]

Spanky's grandmother:
[ When the grandmother is watching from the side of the stage and sees the daughter trying to pull Spanky off the stage behind the stage curtain and sees her chance to get even with the daughter for putting Spanky on the stage and taps the MC on the Back and points to the stage curtain ropes and says ] Here's where we stop the show ! [ Knowing to raise the curtain would expose her daughter to the view of the audience ]

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC gets her idea and with a huge belly laugh says ] Sure go right ahead !

Spanky's grandmother:
[ The granny pulls down on the ropes and a curtain hook starts to move towards her daughter's dress hem. Grandma can't believe her luck instead of exposing the daughter now she will really be exposing her] OH MY !

Spanky's mother:
[the mother is trying to yank the son off the stage and doesn't know anything until she feels the curtain hook go into her dress and start to pull on the back of her dress. She reaches around to see and realizes her predicament and gives a loud SCREEEEEECH then she stands up trying to get the hook out of her dress and says ] Please Please NO NO !

Spanky's grandmother:
[ the Grandma is watching from the stage wing as Spanky is being hooked and dragged off from a pole from behind the back curtain by her Daughter,his Mother. The MC is checking both sides of the back curtain watching Spanky get pulled off and watching his Mother drag him off he is equally laughing at both sides. The Grandma sees an chance to raise the back curtain exposing Spanky's Mother to the theater audience and make her daughter join the act reluctantly. She turns to the MC and points to the back stage curtain ropes and says ] Here's where we stop the show!

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC looks on a gets her idea of exposing Spanky's Mother to the audience and loves it. With a huge smile on his face he says ] Sure Go ahead ! What a get idea the audience will love it!

Spanky's grandmother:
[ The older woman starts to pull down on the ropes and we see a hook dangling off the bottom of the stage curtain and as it moves up it's headed towards Spanky's mother 's dress hem. Grandma sees the hook and can't believe her luck and the bad luck of Spanky's mother .She will really put a show stopping element to this kiddie talent show something that Spanky's Mother or anyone else will soon forget] Looks Like I've hooked a big one !

Master of Ceremonies:
[the MC can't believe it the audience is in near hysterics in just seeing the younger woman behind the curtain . He turns towards the old lady ] Better reel it in quick but not too quick I'm really enjoying this.

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mom is trying to pull him in and she doesn't know there is a hook about to snag her dress hem on a rising curtain. She starts to feel the tugging in the back and puts her hands on the back of her dress and feels the hook. She lets out a loud SCHRREEECH! an d looks over to see whose pulling on that curtain thinking it's probably the MC. She stands up and seems to end the hiking stage curtain as her dress hem is around her waste . She sees the Grandma getting ready with all her might to pull down on the curtain. Spanky's Mother starts to plead] NO ! NO ! PLEASE PLEASE NO!

Spanky's grandmother:
[the MC is looking on with his eyes open like saucers watching the goings on. The Grandma pulls down with all her force. The audience is in near bedlum watching Spanky's Mother standing there with her dress up to her waist. The Granny says ] Here we go ! [ and pulls down on the ropes and Spanky's mother 's dress rips off her with a mighty tearing noise. The younger woman is thrown to the floor stairing up at her tattered dress in the rafters ]

Spanky:
[ Spanky gets to his feet in time to see his Mom 's dress yanked off her , he says ] Don't worry Mom I'll save you. [ As he pulls the stage prop up in front of his stripped Mother and save her from the eyes of the audience ]

Spanky's grandmother:
[looks up the staircase to see Spanky walking down wearing a bathrobe] Is that what your wearing ?

Spanky:
Yes,Mom said I could change at the theater.

Spanky's grandmother:
[Grandma walks up the stairs and finds Spanky's Mother sitting at her vanity wearing her shoes, stockings white slip and beret] Aren't you dressed yet?

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's Mother is staring out into space lost in her thoughts] Oh, I'm sorry I was just thinking about tonight. I hope Spanky wins first prize and is a big hit! I'm not sure what dress to wear I want to look my very best!

Spanky's grandmother:
Spanky's isn't dressed yet and neither are you !

Spanky's mother:
I'm deciding between these two dresses and Spanky can get dressed at the theater.

Spanky's mother:
Mom I can't make up my mind this black one is real nice and very sexy and the grey one is nice and tight and has very low cleavage. I really want to impress the MC as he is the judge and every little bit helps.

Spanky's grandmother:
[Looks at her daughter in complete astonishment ] What are you talking about no one is going to be looking at you, It's Spanky night.

Spanky's mother:
Well Mom, If Spanky wins I'll have to go out on the stage as he picks up the prize. I have a feeling that I'll be out on that stage myself. [Spanky's mom has a big grin on her face]

Spanky's grandmother:
I can't believe that you think for one minute that anyone there will be looking at you or your dress. I also can't believe that you think you'll be out on the stage in front of everyone ?

[ Spanky's mother is standing there with both dresses in her hands moving them in front of herself and looking in the mirror]

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother picks the grey dress ] How do I look?

Spanky's grandmother:
You look very late!

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's Mother goes to the Ritz theater to sign Spanky up] Sir, I'm trying to sign my son up for the children's amateur show. Who do I speak to?

Stage hand:
You have to speak to our Master of Ceremonies, he's over there.

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother walks over to the MC] Hello Sir, my name is Mrs. Darlene McFarland and I want to sign my son to appear at your theater in the children's amateur show.

Master of Ceremonies:
[checking the schedule] Well the next opening is the last Friday this month.You know the show is very popular with the audience and it's very hard to get tickets as we always sell out and it's also popular with the parents to get their kids into our show.

Spanky's mother:
[ Spanky's Mother is smiling thinking her dream is about to come true] That's fine sir the last Friday this month is agreed.

Master of Ceremonies:
OK My dear,What is the name of your son's act?

Spanky's mother:
He will do his rendition of Marc Antony's funeral oration from "Julius Caesar". The act will be called Spanky Junior the noblest Roman of them all.

Master of Ceremonies:
[ The MC is beginning to realize that this one is a real stage mother type and he knows just how to handle her] Very good madam, I'll look forward to meeting your son and also seeing more of you.

Spanky's mother:
Sir, Is it possible to have my son's act in the theaters spotlight?

Master of Ceremonies:
Certainly we can do that without a problem.

Spanky's mother:
I'd like to know how it works. Who determines who wins the prize.

Master of Ceremonies:
Well my dear I act as the judge and going from the feel of the audience I determine the winner.

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother reaches her hand out to shake hands with the MC,The MC grabs it and is smiling looking deep into her face first looking at her eyes ,then her pouty full red lips then her looks down to stare at her breasts] How do I get out of here? [Spanky's Mother knows that the MC is mentally undressing her and she is really playng it up big time]

Stage hand:
[as Spanky's mother walks out of the theater she is really wiggling and the stage hand turns toward the MC ] Man, That is one fine piece of tail isn't it?

Master of Ceremonies:
[Staring at Spanky's mother's rump and smiling] She sure is. [ Then he realizes what he said and yells at the stage hand] What are you looking at get back to work!


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