Thir13en Ghosts

Maggie:
Did the lawyer split?

Maggie:
Promise me I can rely on you to get me out of this place alive.

Rafkin:
I guarantee nothing.

Rafkin:
I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!

Rafkin:
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within ten feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures, I touch anyone, and a whole lifetime of sh*t flashes in front of my eyes!

Maggie:
Lets get this straight now, Ms. Maggie does NOT do windows.

Maggie:
This is it for me. I'm on the first f***in' plane back to Newark. I'm sorry, family, Bobby, Kathy, uncle, ghosts. I am sick of this nanny sh*t. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!

Rafkin:
If you have something to say, just say it.

Kalina:
Oh okay then... why don't we start with: THIS IS ALL YOUR GOD-DAMN FAULT!

Kalina:
We have ten minutes until the ectoplasmic sh*t hits the fan.

Rafkin:
There are ghosts in the basement!

Maggie:
This basement?

Rafkin:
Of course this basement! What is it with you people? If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a sh*t, would I?

Rafkin:
You son of a b*tch! You said he only killed 9 people, there's over 40 victims here!

Cyrus:
Nine while he was alive, he's added a few since then.

Rafkin:
Did I say there's a petting zoo in the basement? NO there are ghosts in the basement Arthur!

Rafkin:
I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death. That would *suck*.

Rafkin:
I hate my job.

Kalina Oretzia:
Who are you to play God?

Cyrus Kriticos:
Playing is for children.

Maggie Bess:
Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.

Kathy Kriticos:
Thank you, Maggie.

Maggie Bess:
I prefer the term 'b*tch'.

Arthur Kriticos:
He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.

Kathy Kriticos:
We have a family fortune?

Arthur Kriticos:
Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.

Maggie Bess:
Hey, Bobby, you have a late uncle.

Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos:
What's he late for?

Kathy Kriticos:
His next birthday.

Kathy Kriticos:
Bathrooms. Bathrooms! Everyone gets their own bathrooms!

Kathy Kriticos:
I sure hope the bathroom's in the basement...

Arthur Kriticos:
First rule: no throwing stones.

Dennis Rafkin:
I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle.

Arthur Kriticos:
Goats...?

Dennis Rafkin:
Ghosts!

Arthur Kriticos:
I told them not to leave this spot.

Dennis Rafkin:
They're kids - what do you expect?

Arthur Kriticos:
Yeah, well thank you Dr. Phil.

Dennis Rafkin:
Hey, Glass Family Robinson, you're wasting your breath!

Dennis Rafkin:
Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a b*tch, what did you do?

Arthur Kriticos:
Okay, I want you guys to stay right here. Don't move.

Kathy Kriticos:
Dad, you're being paranoid and over-protective.

Arthur Kriticos:
Yeah, of all this stuff!

Dennis Rafkin:
Hey bro... You ain't nothin' but a B*TCH!

Did I say there's a petting zoo downstairs? NOO UH!

there are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!