Chôriki sentai Ohranger Vs Kakuranger

Gunmajin:
No, no. You two should not be fighting. You should get along. What are you fighting over? Is it money? Or is it a woman? Or is it food? Please tell me so that I may understand.

Yuuji Mita:
No! It's useless to try to be a mediator in their fight!

Bara Gear:
Shut up, go away! You're bothering us!

Gunmajin:
This is not good! What ungratefulness! Don't you have any words of gratitude for your mediator?

Bara Gear:
You've been blabbering way too long!

Onbu-Obake:
You're killing the mood! Get lost!

Gunmajin:
What? A ghost!

Gorou Hoshino:
Gunmajin! What's wrong?

Gunmajin:
Sorry! Ghosts are my biggest fear! Farewell!

Sasuke:
Are there any pretty ladies in Ohranger?

Tsuruhime:
What were you looking at?

Sasuke:
You've got it wrong! I was only looking out for Onbu-Obake!

Tsuruhime:
Then why did you have such a huge grin?

Sasuke:
Well, they've got some decent characteristics.

Tsuruhime:
What are they?

Sasuke:
Their b*obs.

Sasuke:
[to Onbu-Obake] Hi! We Kakurangers are monster exterminators! You can't get away from us!

Emperor Bacchus Wrath:
How foolish! Kids these days think they have some sort of psychic ability!

Prince Buldont:
It's just you're old as dirt, Father!