Stars: John Cleese, Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, Katherine Helmond, Olivier Gruner
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
We made trees and shrubs. We helped make all this.
Whew! That's not bad.
Yeah. But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack. Just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.
Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible.
I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, more shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Yes, well, I am the nice one.
I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!
That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that.
Of course, you know it all.
He was one of my heroes.
Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?
God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Oh no. The problem. The problem, Pansy, it's started again! Oh! Oh! I must have fruit!
Sir, I really think there are more important thing...
SHUT UP! Don't you dare to tell me my business. You are dismissed, you hear? You, Lucien, the rest of you. Great streaks of misery.
NO! I'm going to have some new generals for a bit.
Heh heh. We can explain everything, sir. It's not as bad as it looks. We... We just borrows the map and... Sort of got rather happy about it and... Ran off in high spirits.
Who are you?
That's not Him.
That didn't sound like Him, did it?
It doesn't even look like Him!
It isn't him!
Let's get him!
Strutter, get his torch! Shine it right in the face.
His face, dummy!
An infrared freezer-oven complex that can make you a meal from packet to plate in 13 1/2 seconds.
Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.
Block of ice to Beef Bourguignon in eight seconds. Lucky things.
Well, at least we've got a two speed hedge cutter.
Oh, Sir Vincent, you came for me!
Oh, good Mistress Pansy, I could not have ridden faster! Four horses have I exhausted this day from Nottingham!
Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber, so full of... of... manliness!
I could scarce restrain the rushing of my feet! These twelve long years have been like chains abound me!
Oh... Oh, and the personal problem?
Oh, much, much better.