Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

Plucky Duck:
I'm gonna go on every ride 'til I barf twice!

Buster Bunny:
Babs, grab the life saver!

Babs Bunny:
Who can think of candy at a time like this?

Buster Bunny:
Hey, Byron can fly!

Babs Bunny:
Who knew?

Buster Bunny:
I do this water thing to Babsy through the entire video.

Buster Bunny:
You see Babs, I told you music was the universal language!

Babs Bunny:
And here I thought it was Esperanto!

Buster Bunny:
I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!

Big Daddy Boo:
No, that's big o'me!

Plucky Duck:
They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.

Plucky Duck:
I think the left front tire is a little low.

Fowlmouth:
Let's see, Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets...

Fowlmouth:
Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!

Fowlmouth:
Then the crowd should thank me, you dadgum no excuse for a dadgum actress!

Plucky Duck:
Now what do we do first? The beach? Camping? Or shall we slip the whole 12 weeks away in front of the boob toob?

Plucky Duck:
There he goes, my best pal on a vacation of a lifetime. Why don't I sit here and drop alone?

Winnie Pig:
Oops, dropped the toilet paper.

Buster Bunny:
Do your ears look better dry?... or wet?

Shirley the Loon:
Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are like in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job.

Mary Melody:
The box look is in!

Plucky Duck:
Call me picky, but isn't that song supposed to be "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?

Winnie Pig:
We don't drink in our family, Plucky!

Plucky Duck:
Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How about turning on the A.C., huh?

Wade Pig:
Air conditioning wastes gas; I'll just crack the window.

Winnie Pig:
Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!

Hampton Pig:
Gee, Plucky, I guess you didn't get your wish.

Plucky Duck:
Hey, neither did you guys.

Hampton Pig:
Sure we did. We got the same wish we always do: to be a happy and loving family forever and ever.

Plucky Duck:
Oh joy, oh rapture, oh for the love of Norman Rockwell and the Lettermen.

Fifi:
It is not over until the fat lady sings!

Winnie Pig:
Now Plucky, we don't allow Hampton to read comic books on family trips.

Plucky Duck:
Sheesh... Typical parents have to take the fun out of everything.

Hampton Pig:
It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me... carsick.

Babs Bunny:
We've got snappers and crackers and poppers and bangers. We've got them Roman candles, yucky curly snakey things, and the little spinny whirly balls that never work.

Winnie Pig:
Good Heavens, Plucky. If you drink that much water, we'll be stopping again in no time!

Fifi:
That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!

Hampton Pig:
Plucky? Wake up. We're almost there.

Plucky Duck:
Heaven?

Hampton Pig:
Not quite, but it's the next best thing: Happy World Land!

Wade Pig:
Careful, Plucky. We just had the lawn fertilized.

Babs Bunny:
Head toward the light.

Winnie Pig:
There's that nice young man we met.

Plucky Duck:
WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Winnie Pig:
Did you give him our address?

Hampton Pig:
No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's.

Plucky Duck:
WHAT?

Babs Bunny:
Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...

Buster Bunny:
Shh. I feel the same way.

Big Daddy Boo:
Well, skin me alive and call me luggage!

Waiting for the Clock to Strike Three lyrics

Buster and Babs:
We're waiting for the clock to strike three,

When it's three o'clock, we'll be free.

Plucky:
Then it's "Adios, Looniversity!"

Tiny Toons:
Summertime is coming finally!

Buster and Babs:
Say goodbye to teachers and books!

Plucky:
See you in September, you schnooks!

Tiny Toons:
All summer long, we'll be free!

Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three!

Babs:
In the summer, I will get a golden tan.

Buster:
I will goof off, Ev'ry second that I can.

Hamton:
During summer, I will see the sights!

Elmyra:
I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.

Fifi:
I shall find ze skunk hunk of my dreams.

Elmyra:
Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!

Furrball:
Meow!

Plucky:
Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.

Buster and Babs:
Our one wish is that the summer never ends!

Tiny Toons:
We have all been waiting patiently waiting for the clock to set us free. We beg for summer on bended knee! Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three! Strike one, strike two... STRIKE THREEEEEEEE!!!!! (bell rings)

Gogo (dressed as a baseball umpire):
"YER OUT!!! Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!"

Plucky (After getting flattened by the Pig Family's car):
"I think the left front tire is a little low."

Buster:
"Over here, Barbara Anne Bunny!"

Babs:
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!"

Dizzy:
"In summer, Dizzy shed. If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked."

Pig Family:
(singing) "67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall."

Plucky Duck:
"Sheesh. The Von Trap Family they ain't! Eh, call me picky, but isn't that song actually 100 Bottles of Beer On the Wall? "

Winnie Pig:
"We don't drink in our family, Plucky!"

Plucky:
"Are we anywhere remotely near HappyWorldLand yet?

Wade:
"No, but if you're bored, we could always play..."

Hamton:
"Spot the car? Spot the car?"

Wade:
"Heh heh. Spot the car."

Hamton:
"Whee!"

Plucky:
"Oh, you mean, like, spot the red cars, or the cars with out-of-state plates?"

Hamton:
"No, any car!"

Wade:
"Here they come!"

Pig Family (While jumping up and down):
"There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!" (Laugh)

Plucky (Flattened):
"Fun game."

Winnie:
"Look! here come some more!"

Pig Family:
"There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... whoops. Truck!" (Laugh)

Plucky:
"Shoot me."

Buster:
"I gotcha! I gotcha!"

Babs:
"But who's got you?"

Buster and Babs:
(scream)

Superman:
"I do, kids!"

Buster:
"Hey, pal, this is our story!"

Babs:
"Yeah! Get your own video!"

Superman:
"It's your call."

(He drops them.)

Plucky:
"Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection: A pristine mint-condition first printing of Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs, number one!"

Winnie:
"Oh, Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips."

Plucky (Saracstically, as he hands the comic to Hamton):
"Sheesh. Typical parents. Convinced Comics will sap a kid's cerebellum."

Hamton:
"It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me..." (Gulps) "Carsick."

Buster:
"You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam."

Babs:
"Morey Amsterdam?!?!"

(Buster soaks her again.)

Babs (as Boris Karloff):
"Nice place to live, if you got a bolt through your neck."

Buster:
"Rub it in, Boris!" (southern accent) "It's a romantic tradition of the see-outh. Beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies."

Alligator girls:
"Yes?"

Buster (to the camera):
"Strike my last stereotype."

(Buster is forced to marry all three of Big Daddy Boo's Daughters)

Buster:
"I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!"

Big Daddy Boo:
"No, that's Big O' Me!"

Elmyra (Inside her parents' car):
"Why my kitty ran away?! I want a kitty-witty head!"

Announcer:
"Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo. For your safety, please make sure that all your doors and windows remain locked at all times. Because you know, wild animals can be very, very dangerous."

Elmyra (Looks out the window):
"Aminals?" (Sees a cheetah) "Ooh! A kitty! Or to be more precise, a cheetah." (Presses her hands on the window glass) "Kitty, kitty, kitty!"

Announcer:
"We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo. May I repeat, so that Warner Bros. won't get sued if anyone really does this..." (Elmyra unbuckles her seat belt and opens the car door window) "...do not get out of the car!"

Elmyra (Steps partially outside the car on the windowsill and jumps out anyway and lands on the ground) "Bye-bye!" (The car disappears in the distance) "I'll just die if I don't get a kitty! It's my obsession."

Elmyra (reading from a book):
"And the most feared predator in the jungle is... ME!" (laughs) "Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!" (The animals all run away.) "Animals can be so capricious."

Radio Announcer:
"Newsflash: A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac is described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion. When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hi-tops."

Plucky:
"Phew!"

Radio Announcer:
"Wait. I'm sorry, That's orange hi-tops."

Plucky:
"Mama..."

Radio Announcer:
"Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pig product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once! Remember this important number: 555-9—"

(Winnie turns off the radio.)

Winnie:
"Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days."

Fowlmouth:
"Hmmm. Goobers or Raisinettes? Goobers or Raisinettes? Ain't that' the eternal question?" (Gets kicked out of the line by the angry customer he skipped) "Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!"