Copacabana

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
[handing Carmen's mink stole to a hat-check girl] Take good care of this, and at ten o'clock give it a saucer of milk.

Carmen Novarro:
Why are you always chasing women?

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
This is an outrage! You'll hear from my lawyer! As soon as he gets a telephone!

Carmen Novarro:
[trying to sneak into their hotel] Why don't we get married?

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.

Carmen Novarro:
I don't think you want to marry me.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!

Abe Green - Editor of Variety:
Now listen, Deveraux. You and I both know this check is no good.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Oh? I thought only I knew it.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Listen, babe.

Specialty:
Yes?

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
How'd you like to see your name in lights?

Specialty:
Why, are you an electrician?

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
No, but I've got some good connections.

Steve Hunt:
Do I know you?

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?

Steve Hunt:
I never went to Yale.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?

Steve Hunt:
I never went to Erasmus High.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?

Steve Hunt:
No.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.

Liggett, an Agent:
I've got so many clients, they get in my hair!

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
This guy must handle a flea circus.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
You ought to go and get cured by Penicilin.

Singer Andy Russell:
Well, it is good for my throat.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
So is a razor!

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
How much are the cigars?

Cigarette Girl:
They're a dollar.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Oh, I'm just browsing... don't you have any nickle cigars?

Cigarette Girl:
Yes, but they're forty cents.

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
I've got an explanation for this, but I don't even believe it myself.

Anne Stuart:
Will you ask me again next week?

Singer Andy Russell:
Well, next week I have to see my dentist, but maybe the week after.

Singer Andy Russell:
[while watching Carmen Novarro sing "Tico Tico No Fub?."] Plenty of pepper, huh?

Lionel Q. Deveraux:
And a nice shaker, too.