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Action Fighter: Your father was eaten by a fish!
Tongan Ninja: You fight like a clown
Action Fighter: That is because I was trained by a fool
Tongan Ninja: He's your father?
Action Fighter: Yes, and what's more I am his son
Action Fighter: So, you are the infamous Gun Man
Action Fighter: I hear your good with guns
Action Fighter: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?
Action Fighter: Nice
Asian Sidekick: Somehow he knows where we are going
Action Fighter: Welcome to my patio of death!
Tongan Ninja: Marvin!
Action Fighter: That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter
Miss Lee: You killed him!
Tongan Ninja: Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee
Miss Lee: Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone!
Tongan Ninja: Women
Miss Lee: I need to talk to you
Tongan Ninja: Look, if it's about the decapitation thing I'm sorry
Action Fighter: And then there was this other guy... I gouged out his eyes, swapped them around, and then replaced them... as a joke!
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