Drive Thru

Mackenzie Carpenter:
How many times do I have to tell you? I was being chased by a seven foot tall Horny the Clown with a meat cleaver!

Mackenzie Carpenter:
Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands!

Robbie, The Hella-Burger Manager:
You better control your friends or they're gonna end up in the hoosgow!

Carrie:
[puzzled] The what?

Radio Announcer:
Hella Burger is Hella Good!

Horny the Clown:
I said, would you like to die, fatass?

Horny the Clown:
When you die alone, no one can hear you scream.

Mackenzie Carpenter:
I don't recall inviting any Banana Republicans to my party.

Horny the Clown:
Employee of the Month's 'bout to f*** you up!

Van:
[about a Ouija board] Dude, we can dial up Marilyn Manson with this sh*t? Let's get it on!

Chuck Taylor:
Don't hurt me, man.

Horny the Clown:
Hurt you? I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f*** in!

Detective Dwayne Crockers:
[to a guy wearing a hospital gown] Your balls are showing.