Eye of the Dolphin

[from trailer]

Lucy:
There's someone I'd like you to meet. She's your daughter.

Hawk:
Well, how in the hell did that happen?

Alyssa:
It's called sex, dad.

[from trailer]

Hawk:
What were you doing in here?

Alyssa:
One of the dolphins just jumped up and grabbed my iPod!

[from trailer]

Alyssa:
Losing mom was bad enough, but finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that god hates me.

Vice-Principal:
[when Lucy tells him that Alyssa is going through a difficult period in life, which includes her mother - Lucy's daughter - passing away]... In my line of work, I hear MANY different versions of that story from MANY different people. The first dozen times, I found it affecting; the next dozen times, not so much. After the 40th time, I stopped caring. After the 60th time, not only didn't I care, I stopped wanting to hear it anymore. This is about the 100th time; what does that tell you, ladies?

Alyssa:
You know, losing mom was bad enough. But finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that God hates me.