For Crimin' Out Loud

Moe:
[threatening Shemp] Why, you! I'll kill you!

Larry:
Wait a minute. We got work to do - kill him later.

Moe:
Remind me to kill you later.

Shemp:
I won't have time, later.

Moe:
Then, I'll kill you now.

Moe:
We have to establish the time, first. Look at your watch.

Larry:
Okay - but you'll have to wait until I go to the pawn shop.

Moe:
[pokes Larry's nose and turns to Shemp] Hey, what does your watch say?

Shemp:
It don't say anything - you gotta look at it.

Shemp:
I filed Smith's toupee under 'D'.

Moe:
What's the idea of filing it under 'D'?

Shemp:
It had dandruff.

Moe:
Remind me to kill you later.

Shemp:
I won't have time later.

Moe:
Then I'll kill you now.