Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist

Freddy Pharkas:
You unlock the door. Tada! That's 500 points; you're halfway through the game.

Helen Back:
[about a prescription Freddy filled] I accidentally gave it to one of my dogs and it died!

Freddy Pharkas:
Those darn kids. Don't they have anything better to do than to hide joybuzzers under the outhouse seat?

Freddy Pharkas:
Careful; you never know when some airborne wino's gonna come flying outta that window.

Freddy Pharkas:
[reads an incorrect prescription through a whiskey glass] Now you can see how Doc Gillespie wrote this prescription.

[repeated line]

Freddy Pharkas:
Mind the store, Srini, I'm off to uphold justice... and stuff...

Srini:
Okey-the-dokey.