Frosty's Winter Wonderland

Frosty the Snowman:
I sure do miss those kids. I did promise them I'd come back again someday. [a flier blows into his face] Hey! [reads] "City of Winterwonderland: Snowfall in nearby town." Hey! Someday's today!

Frosty the Snowman:
[singing] Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse-open sleigh...

Child:
But Frosty, there are two horses.

Frosty the Snowman:
Oh. I can't count.

Child:
Can you make a figure eight, Frosty?

Frosty the Snowman:
I can try. [goes out skating]

Chorus:
[singing] Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump / Look at Frosty skate. / Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump / Making a figure... [he ends up making a 9]... Nine?

Child:
You were right, Frosty. You can't count.

Child:
Suppertime, Frosty. It's time for us to go home now.

Frosty the Snowman:
Yup.

Child:
Goodbye, Frosty.

Child:
See you tomorrow.

Frosty the Snowman:
Yup.

Child:
What's the matter, Frosty?

Child:
Yup? Yup? Doesn't sound like you.

Jack Frost:
Winter never has to end. With me around, it can be here forever!

Child:
That's not Frosty the Snowman.

Child:
Only the real Frosty could come to life.

Frosty the Snowman:
She's beautiful. Uh... what's her name?

Child:
Um... Cleopatra?

Child, Child, Child:
Nah.

Child:
Emma Troop?

Child, Child, Child:
Nah.

Child:
Minnie Haha?

Child, Child, Child:
Nah.

[horses neigh]

Child, Child, Child, Child:
Nah.

Child:
Corn Flakes?

Frosty the Snowman, Child, Child, Child:
Corn Flakes?

Frosty the Snowman:
How about... Crystal?

Child, Child, Child, Child:
Yeah!

Parson Brown:
I now pronounce you snowman and wife.