G-Force

Blaster:
I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. *WOOOHOO!* [jumps in RC car over toys] But I love it.

Speckles:
We've got a worm to decipher.

Darwin:
You're a genius.

Speckles:
I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms. [slurps a rainworm hanging from the ceiling]

Ben:
You all right?

Mooch:
[buzzed sound] Yeah!

Ben:
Good! I don't like when my fly is down.

Juarez:
Blaster, don't drop a pellet.

Blaster:
Too late.

Blaster:
Yo, Jaurez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"? Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!

Juarez:
Yes, amazing. Tell me you are not part possum.

Blaster:
OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying. It was like the end of Old Yeller.

Hurley:
Don't pay any attention to him. He's a quarter ferret.

Bucky:
I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.

Hurley:
Then why are you marked down?

Bucky:
I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.

Hurley:
This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.

Darwin:
Blaster, do something.

Blaster:
What do you suggest I do?

Mice, Mice:
Poop in his hand. Poop in his hand.

Darwin:
Hurley, get your butt outta my face.

Hurley:
Get your face outta my butt!

Mice:
Yipee, the circus.

Bucky:
I hate the circus!

Hurley:
[running on the street during the Jerry Bruckheimers Films logo] Hey, Slow down!

Hurley:
My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.

Darwin:
Hurley, don't you dare.

[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]

Darwin:
Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.

Hurley:
Roll down the window.

Blaster:
These things don't have windows, Hurley!

Darwin:
[Talking to a squirrel] What are you doin' here? Move along, pal.

Juarez:
[to Penny] You try to put a bow on me, you're gonna lose a finger.

Blaster:
That little girl has no idea know what she's in for!

Penny:
I'm gonna put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.

Juarez:
A dress? You're going to lose your whole hand!

Penny:
Don't you look pretty?

Juarez:
[looks at her reflection] Oh, my gosh. I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.

Blaster:
Is that all you got?

Connor:
Ready to go for the record?

Blaster:
Maybe this would be a good time to take your medication.

Agent Trigstad:
Call for backup. Tell them we're in pursuit of three guinea pigs driving mobile spheres.

Agent Carter:
OK! Actually, could you make the call?

Agent Carter:
You're driving angry!

Agent Trigstad:
[yells] Yes, I am!

Speckles:
Hello, Darwin.

Darwin:
Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?

Speckles:
I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.

Juarez:
Speckles.

Blaster:
I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Speckles:
Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu. Business associate of Leonard Saber.

Darwin:
You tricked Saber into helping you build Clusterstorm? How could you do this to us? I thought we were friends. I put my life on the line for you.

Leonard Saber:
Yanshu was in my basement this whole time?

Ben:
Yeah, and he wasn't a man. He was a mole.

Speckles:
"Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole.

Bucky:
We all agreed this was my zone right.

mice:
rRght.

Bucky:
Bucky the mice will agree to anything,you guys are all idiots right.

mice:
Right.

Blaster:
Why are you dressed like guinea pig barbie.

Juarez:
One more word like that and ill turn you into a smokeside of bacon.

Blaster:
Well you are sizzling hot.

[During the Jerry Bruckheimer Films logo, Hurley, a guinea pig, runs on the road]

Hurley:
[panting] Hey! Slow down! Whoa-ah!

[Hurley falls off the road in the logo as lightning strikes a leafless tree, frightening him]

Hurley:
Whoa! That is not cool!

[Hurley runs away]

Speckles:
We've got a worm to decipher.

Mrs. Goodman:
[voiceover] Connor! Take out the trash.

Connor:
OK. [gets up]

Mrs. Goodman:
Now!

Connor:
I'm coming!

[As the robot lifts the truck up, Darwin looks at Speckles]

Darwin:
Speckles, if you keep doing this, then you're no better than the humans who destroyed your home and your family.

Speckles:
Well, that's kinda the point here. I lost my family.

Darwin:
No, you're wrong. We are your family. Me, Blaster, Juarez, Ben & Marcie.

[After destroying the robot]

Blaster:
Darwin, over here!

Darwin:
Hang on! [pulling the motionless Hurley out of the wreckage] I got him. I got him.

Blaster:
I can't hold it much longer. Ow!

Darwin:
No, Hurley. No, not you, Hurley.

Blaster:
Look, he landed next to his cake.

[Hurley drops his piece of cake]

Darwin:
No.

Blaster:
Oh, man, Hurley.

Darwin:
Hurley.

Juarez:
Oh, no.

Speckles:
No, no. This is all my fault.

Blaster:
[tearfully] He was my man.

Darwin:
Hurley, wake up, pal. Listen, I just… I just wanted you to know you were as good as anyone out there today. I don't know what they call it back at the pet shop, but out here, we… Well, we call it being a hero. All you ever wanted was a family. I've never gotta tell you this, but… I'd be proud… [fights back tears] …proud to call you my brother. (Goodbye.)

Juarez:
[whimpering]

Blaster:
[voice breaking] Hurley.

[Hurley's nose twitches]

Darwin:
(Huh?) Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.

[Darwin holds the piece of cake over Hurley's nose, causing it to twitch again]

Hurley:
[coughing]

Juarez:
[gasps]

Blaster:
Hurley?

Hurley:
Did you mean it when you called me "brother"?

Darwin:
Not exactly. (Well,) I was just… That was like a figurative… [sighs] You bet I did.

Hurley:
Brother. I have a brother! This is great!