Glee: The 3D Concert Movie

Kurt:
Thank you for loving me.

Rachel:
Well, I'm warming up before the show... I generally start with a lukewarm cup of hot water with lemon and honey. It can't be too hot, because it will hurt your vocal chords.

Girl:
My favorite character is Brittany 'cause she's so dumb but she's so pretty and she can dance so well.

Brittany:
I think it has a lot to do with my hair. 'Cause look at how long it is and how beautiful it is.

Artie:
[excited] It's crazy, because I can't believe that people actually like us enough that we could make a 3D movie. That means my face is going to be in 3D... And my pimples...

[freaking out, desperately]

Artie:
I need more... Could you turn the camera off? I need... Oh, God... 3D?

Blaine:
We've gone from Lima, Ohio to Dublin, Ireland and we've done four countries and it's just been an amazing experience.

Rachel:
But I wanna thank everybody who has been with me since day one, all my Glee Club members and Mr. Schue. We made it!

Interviewer:
Barbra Streisand is going to be here tonight to hear you sing. How do you feel about that?

Rachel:
[whispering] Did they tell you anything about this?

[speechless]

Interviewer:
You seem overwhelmed.

[Rachel denies, shaking her head]

Interviewer:
Which song...

Rachel:
[thrilled, smiling to the camera] I knew she would come. I did.

Interviewer:
Which song on the tour is the most demanding for your voice?

Rachel:
I mean, I've been singing "Don't Rain On My Parade" since I was about two years old. My dads played it to me when I was on my birth mother's womb and I'm still singing it to this day. And I knew Barbra would show up.

Brittany:
I hope they have an overwhelming sensation about my b*obs in "Slave". Because they are 3D and they look really good.

Brittany:
I wanna be a Warbler really bad. And I would potentially shave my hair off so I can be a Warbler.

Warbler:
I love Blaine.

Jeff:
He's the man! I feel kind of discouraged that I've auditioned for solos against him six times now.

Warbler:
Hey, man, when your front man is that guy, you've got to roll with the punches. We're comfortable with ourselves, so it's okay.

Warbler:
I'm confident in myself.

Mini Warbler:
My favorite character is Blaine. Hi, Blaine. I'm the Mini Warbler.

Brittany:
[to Blaine] Do you wanna make out?

Kurt:
Brittany, are you flirting with my man?

Santana:
I ingest Latisse. It's normally supposed to be applied on your lids to make your lashes grow. I just took it one step further and started drinking it.

Puck:
I heard that this haircut might make me go a little faster, have a little edge on the competition. And, you know, the ladies like something to grab on to, time and time again.

Puck:
I'm working on a new technique to where more women have the ability to get into the Puckerman Zone here. Pretty popular with the moms, so, you know, I clean their pool, give them a discount, help them out. We're working hard.

Mike:
This is Mike Chang as a robot. [imitating mechanical sounds]

Artie:
Let's be real. Between Mike and me... We run this whole sh*t. Let's be real.

Jeff:
[singing, beatboxing] Say thank you

Blaine:
Thank you

Warbler:
Thank you

Blaine:
Thank you to all our fans. We love you. Even though this was not planned.

Santana:
Oh Mercedes, do you hear the sweet sound of all that applause for me? You know, that's really been my favorite part about this tour, because the fans have spoken and I am now officially the sexiest member of the Glee Club.

Holly Holliday:
Not so fast, hot cheeks.

Santana:
Give it up for Holly Holliday!

Holly Holliday:
?Hola, clase! Hey, is anybody here in the mood for a little Cee Lo? Because I know I am. Hit it!

Holly Holliday:
Let's go get some tacos!

Blaine:
I think it's really cool that people are able to kind of peel back the layers to find something that was already there inside of them.