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Duck Egg Hawker:
[before placing a duck egg into boiling water] What are you listening to? The ducklings inside the eggs are crying.

Lam:
I don't want to see you again. I want to have a new life.

Dong:
[laughs mockingly] A new life but with the old job. What's the difference?

Lam:
The difference is that it's without you.

Hanh:
Oi, is this the same duck? If you hear Khup-Khup-Khup, that's a male. If Cup-Cup-Cup, it's female.