House II: The Second Story

Bill:
There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something.

Charlie:
[referring to a potential human sacrifice] Is she really a virgin? Because I've never seen one before.

Gramps:
Don't call me sir! I ain't no politician!

John:
Who's your friend? Bozo the Clown?

Charlie:
Bozo the Death Machine.

Charlie:
Good riddence. She's out of here. Now we can do what ever we want: run around in our underwear, make funny phone calls.

Jesse:
Shut up Charlie! Can't you shut your mouth just once?

Jesse:
Jessie! It's me! I'm your great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jessie too.

Gramps:
[Gramps slowly removes mask, Jessie and Charlie wimper] My great-great grandson? What year is it?

Jesse:
I don't know.

Gramps:
Now don't you mess with me boy!

Jesse:
Uhh! October 30, 1986!

Gramps:
Well goddamn. I've been waitin' over 70 years for some jackass to get the scent to come dig me up. Thank you, boy.

Gramps:
[Crying] Look at me. I'm a 170-year-old fart. I'm a goddamn zombie.

Charlie:
[laughs at Jessie] I think she likes you.

Jesse:
Come on, Charlie.

Charlie:
No, really. [Turns to Virgin] Who do you like better: me or him? Me: Charlie, crazy, yet fun, huh, or him. [Jessie throws a food at Charlie's face] I rest my case. [Virin throws something at Charlie] OWWW!

Slim:
[Holds up the glowing skull] Now it's mine!

High Priest:
Give me the skull!