Johnny Carson Presents the Tonight Show Comedians

Johnny Carson:
I want to thank Joan, Bill and Steve for being here. And one last word on comedy and comedians. Remember when you look at the next young comedian, you're probably looking at a person who is basically shy, vulnerable and unsure of himself. But he's picked a rather strange and wonderful way to reach out to you - by making you laugh. And that's not bad.

Joan Rivers:
My daughter goes to Beverly Hills High. The guidance counselor is Roman Polanski.