Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

Hank:
[to Sean] Pop your pecs.

Hank:
[to Sean] I'd rather take the Titanic.

Alexander:
[On Sean's sprained ankle] On three. One... [Pops ankle back]

Hank:
What happened to two and three?

Sean:
Yes, what happened to two and three?

Alexander:
Two. Three.

Alexander:
Who's up for an adventure?

Sean:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Hank:
the mysterious island.

Hank:
What in the blue heck is that?

Gabato:
That is the finest helicopter in Palau!

Sean:
I'd hate to see the worst.

Sean:
[looking at Kailani] Actually, Hank... Now that I look at it, this chopper's pretty freakin' gorgeous.

Kailani:
Who are these guys?

Sean:
Uh... I am a scientific explorer. Hi.

Sean:
Told you it'd work.

Hank:
You were right. I can't believe we made it.

Sean:
It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.

Kailani:
What was that?

Gabato:
It's a scary noise in a dark cave. Keep moving...

Sean:
[Kailani is chased by a giant lizard] Hey, Godzilla! [the lizard heads his way] Oh, crap...

Hank:
You know, I think it's best we get out of here. Besides, after that mating call of yours, she may have ideas about making you her husband.

Alexander:
Oh, witty. Good for you, Henry.

Hank:
[laughs sarcastically] The name's Hank. It's never Henry. Just Hank.

Alexander:
Ah. I see you're a man of incisive decision. Why don't you lead the way? Oh, actually, we want to live through the night. Yes. So maybe you should all follow me.

Kailani:
[after Sean catches her in her fall, riding a bee] You saved me!

Sean:
[proud] Yeah... I guess I did! [the monstrous bird comes back] Or maybe not!

Hank:
[singing] I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and for you. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! I see giant bees, and I could have told ya: Don't trust Alexander - he's older than Yoda. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! The island that we stand on... Well, it's currently sinking. Sending those secret codes - what the heck were you drinking? But it's all in the past, we wiped the slate clean! We're going to find Nemo's submarine! And you'll think to yourself: What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah...

Kailani:
Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island!

Sean:
Yeah... [they look at each other]

Hank:
[whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.

Sean:
[turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily] I'm not gonna pop my pecs.

Hank:
Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You...

Sean:
I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

Hank:
Do it, do it...

Sean:
No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

Hank:
She would love it, believe me!

Sean:
No...

Kailani:
Ahem! [Sean turns back to her] You two done yet?

Hank:
[whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.

Kailani:
[puts her hands around Sean's neck] Thank you. For everything. [she kisses him]

Hank:
[to himself] That works too.

Hank:
[fighting a giant lizard with a flare] Not now, Sean. She's scared!

Sean:
No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.

[the lizard bites the flare]

Hank:
That's emasculating.

Sean:
Now what?

Hank:
Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.

[clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it]

Hank:
I think I just made it worse.

[the lizard growls at them]

Kailani:
Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food.

Gabato:
I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!

Hank:
It takes a big man to play a little guitar.

Alexander:
And a bigger one to listen.

Sean:
You know, if we die down there, mom is gonna kill us.

Hank:
[watches Alexander mount a giant bee] Hey, get down from there!

Alexander:
And why should I?

Hank:
Because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there!

Alexander:
Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the Pacific Ocean!

Gabato:
[upon seeing the beauty of Mysterious Island] If this is heaven, I'm checking in.

Gabato:
[reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal] Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting.