Just Like Me

Bobby Green:
[Bobby is doing stand up] Speaking of psychologists... Here something you do to a psychologist. You go in and tell him you were abducted by aliens and that they implanted all kinds of weird machines inside your body. Then you stand up, pull down your pants and take his picture with your penis!

Barbara Sue Kelly:
[Barbara confronts Bobby and Marv] How could you Robert?

Bobby Green:
I couldn't. I didn't!

Dr. Marvin Holtz:
Robert? Since when do you call yourself Robert?

Bobby Green:
It makes me sound smart!