Keskea rõõmud

Helena:
I could make a horoscope to you.

Militia-officer:
What for?

Helena:
So you can see when your low-days are.

Militia-officer:
We don't have low-days here.

Pille Loorits:
"The joys of the middle-age"...

Silva Raud:
What?

Pille Loorits:
T?nu says that warm underwear is "the joys of the middle-age"!

Silva Raud:
Would you look at that old spinster!

[both start laughing]

[To Hubert]

Silva Raud:
What are you staring at? Can't you see I'm naked!

Hubert Raud:
You are a jerk, you know that?

T?nu Loorits:
Oh, yeah? In that case, your sister is the wife of the jerk!

Hubert Raud:
Well, so it seems!

T?nu Loorits:
Hey, I can also say some things about your wife!

Hubert Raud:
Like what?

T?nu Loorits:
Like *that*! [pushes Hubert]

Hubert Raud:
What that?

T?nu Loorits:
That that!

Farmer:
What happened?

T?nu Loorits:
You see, the roads around here are so shitty that our car couldn't handle them!

Farmer:
Then why are you coming here, if the roads are so shitty?

Silva Raud:
Now, what would I do withouth you?

Hubert Raud:
The same things that you do with me, only with someone else.

[T?nu starts to try on the boot the customer has selected for himself]

Customer at the mall:
Excuse me, but what are you doing?

T?nu Loorits:
I'm trying my boot on.

Customer at the mall:
But... This is my boot.

T?nu Loorits:
No, it isn't!

Customer at the mall:
Yes, it is...

T?nu Loorits:
Your boot is over there! [points to the customers old shoe]

Customer at the mall:
But...

T?nu Loorits:
What? Have you already bought the one I'm trying on?

Customer at the mall:
No...

T?nu Loorits:
What's the problem then?

Customer at the mall:
[looks very confused] I...

T?nu Loorits:
Listen, I've searched everywhere for such green boots. We're going to place the manure in our farm and these are the right kind of boots for me. I even have green socks and a green jacket just like these boots. You've seen my green jacket, you know that very well!