Kiss the Bride

Barbara:
[speaking to her ex-husband about her new husband] What's the matter, Wayne? Are you jealous?

Wayne:
Jealous? I don't even know the meaning of the word.

Barbara:
Yeah? You don't know the meaning of LOTS of words.

Matt:
If this old bed could talk, huh? You do remember all that stuff, right?

Ryan:
What were we thinking, huh?

Stephanie:
You totally love him. You want to wreck the wedding and steal him for yourself. You are so Julia Roberts in "My Best Friend's Wedding" right now.

Stephanie:
Grammy Ho was right again. "The gays, they make too much big crazy."

Ryan:
What if I'm not stuck. What if I like workin' outside? What if I like knowing the people I see on the street and goin' to the same church I grew up in? How do you know this isn't what I want my life to be?

Matt:
Because of all those nights we spent talking about getting out, all of those things you said. That's how I know.

Ryan:
People change, Matt. You sure did. You come back here like you've got it all figured out, but do you? What about all that sh*t you said, like you'd always have my back, we'd always be tight, you'd always be there. Was that only supposed to be when we were f***ing?

Alex:
I understand about gay men. I adore gay men. If I had a penis, I'd BE a gay man. But I don't want to marry one. And I am not gonna be some housewife, and five, ten years down the road have you come home, "Hey, honey, I know you love surprises"...

Elly:
You know, these aren't dresses. They're f***ing costumes.

Alex:
Well, maybe at least my costume will make it into the church.

Elly:
B*tch!

Alex:
That's Mrs. B*tch to you.