Life After Beth

Zach Orfman:
Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.

Judy Orfman:
Well, I don't think that's funny.

Zach Orfman:
Yeah, well, I don't either.

Zach Orfman:
We're going to go for a hike.

Geenie Slocum:
Not a hot idea.

Maury Slocum:
In broad daylight? Zach, are you nuts?

Geenie Slocum:
Wait till nightfall.

Beth Slocum:
Why?

Maury Slocum:
Because, baby, it's safer.

Beth Slocum:
At night? Who hikes at night?

Erica Wexler:
I'm so sorry about Beth, by the way. Your mom talked to my mom about it.

Zach Orfman:
I used to really want her to come back.

Erica Wexler:
Of course.

Zach Orfman:
But things are really complicated between us, you know? Like kind of f***ed up.

Erica Wexler:
Right.

Zach Orfman:
Now, I just kind of wish she would stay dead.

Beth Slocum:
I'm a zombie! Zombies eat guys!