Love Comes to the Executioner

Miriam Prigusivac:
Why can't you be more like your brother Chick?

Heck Prigusivac:
Mom Chick's on death row for murder.

Miriam Prigusivac:
it was good enough for your father.

Heck Prigusivac:
Just because they are remorseless killers doesn't mean that I should follow in their footsteps

Miriam Prigusivac:
There you go getting all uppity again.

Heck Prigusivac:
Uppity? All I want to do is to get through my life with out murdering anyone. Is that so wrong?

Miriam Prigusivac:
I don't know why you two just don't get along.

Heck Prigusivac:
Maybe because he murdered my entire Latin camp. Don't you think that that deserves punishment?

Miriam Prigusivac:
I'm not one to judge

Heck Prigusivac:
You moral ambivalence frightens me

Heck Prigusivac:
But if the outcome's already predetermined the issue of right and wrong doesn't matter anymore. Not even Zeus had the power over the fates how can I be expected to do any better?

Bix:
Your obviously not an existentialists

Chick Prigusivac:
Just be glad that dad's not here to see this, Jesus Christ, embarrassing.

Heck Prigusivac:
Dad's not here because he was a cold blooded killer.

Chick Prigusivac:
Damn right he was! Best dad we ever had.

Chick Prigusivac:
I'd bust that pretty mouth of yours, if Mama hadn't spent so much on orthodontia.

Heck Prigusivac:
I pity your lack of pathos, ethos, and eros.

Heck Prigusivac:
What are we going to do?

Dori Dumchovic:
I'm keeping it. I've always been vary pro-life.

Heck Prigusivac:
I know but this is such good news.

Dori Dumchovic:
No it's not. I'm a unwed mother on death row. Give me the odds of that ever happening twice.

Heck Prigusivac:
A guy should be able to kill his own brother, if he wants to.

Heck Prigusivac:
Fry or die.

Dori Dumchovic:
He killed all those other people without remorse. Your better then this.

Heck Prigusivac:
The end justifies the means.

Dori Dumchovic:
NO, No, you have to strap him down in front of witnesses and sh*t to make it moral and right.

Chick Prigusivac:
You're a killer, I'm a killer. Hell even your unborn baby's a future killer of America.

Heck Prigusivac:
You know what Chick, you have a real Sisyphus complex coming out your butt.

Miriam Prigusivac:
How many times do I have to watch you die in one day.

Heck Prigusivac:
Why are you still standing there?

Dori Dumchovic:
I don't know I'm... I guess love makes you do stupid things. Te Amo Heck

Heck Prigusivac:
Are you kidding me? He's cursed the Prigusavic name. He's ruined everything I've ever cared about, not to mention a few things I regard with mild disinterest. The guy use to piss on my bed. If anything he deserves to die for that.

Heck Prigusivac:
Naming me after one of your cronies is so Oedipal.

Miriam Prigusivac:
Get over it.

Dori Dumchovic:
What the hell is belladonna?

Heck Prigusivac:
The fates used it to cut the tread of life. The name comes from the Greek word meaning not to turn or to be inflexible. It's a vary difficult conjugation

Dori Dumchovic:
Your plan is to kill me!

Heck Prigusivac:
Only so you can live

Heck Prigusivac:
Don't worry it's the same stuff that Romeo and Juliet used.

Dori Dumchovic:
Why doesn't that make feel any better.

Heck Prigusivac:
It's perfectly safe there are no additives or preservatives

Chick Prigusivac:
So I figured I'd kill you or lose you forever

Dori Dumchovic:
That's so romantic.

Dori Dumchovic:
Because I love him... and you. I love both of you.

Chick Prigusivac:
No you can't do that Dori.

Dori Dumchovic:
Why not?

Chick Prigusivac:
Because there's rules against that sort of thing.

Dori Dumchovic:
No, I can love as many men as I want.

Chick Prigusivac:
See obvious someone needs to teach you between wrong and right.

Miriam Prigusivac:
What did Chick ever do to deserve this?

Heck Prigusivac:
It's called "multiple homicide".

Heck Prigusivac:
Are you a religious man, because it's never too late to hedge your bets.

Chick Prigusivac:
Suck it.

Heck Prigusivac:
Digitas Compudit it's real mature, real mature.

Doc Zdravkovic:
I'm medically required to prove that you are alive. It's illegal to execute a dead man.

Miriam Prigusivac:
How did I give birth to such a sorry piece of sh*t.

Warden Stankovic:
It's time Chick.

Chick Prigusivac:
Alright mom I'll call you, yeah, ok.

Dori Dumchovic:
I don't understand why we can't just live together. Why can't I marry both of you.

Chick Prigusivac:
Damn it Dori because that's not what descent people do.

Chick Prigusivac:
You're not having Heck's baby.

Dori Dumchovic:
Nobody is hurting my baby.

Chick Prigusivac:
Look if you don't get rid of it now I'll just have to kill it later.

Dori Dumchovic:
This whole family has some f***ing issues.

Heck Prigusivac:
Killing people for a living just seems wrong.

Ben Blesic:
I have three people who would kill for the job. Two of whom can ever read and write.

Dori Dumchovic:
What happened to the guy who wanted to change the world through conjugation.

Heck Prigusivac:
I'm the same old me.

Dori Dumchovic:
All you care about is killing your brother.

Heck Prigusivac:
It's my job, it's how I pay for my mother's medical bills.

Dori Dumchovic:
There's more to it and you know it.

Chick Prigusivac:
"I once had a brother named Heck. Who deserved to be wrung by the neck. He stole my true love, so up his ass I will shove everything but the kitchen sink."

Heck Prigusivac:
That doesn't even rhyme.

Dori Dumchovic:
So this is where it all happens? It's like church only better.