Malibu Express

[last lines]

Cody Abilene:
Would I help any woman in distress? Yes, ma'am, I would.

Lady Lillian Chamberlain:
Oh, Cody Abilene. My Abilene.

Lady Lillian Chamberlain:
I do wish Luciana hadn't killed Shane. It's such an inconvenience. Good help is so very hard to find, you know.

Cody Abilene:
All right everybody, this party's over!

Cody Abilene:
We're in big trouble.

June Khnockers:
No sh*t, Kemo Sabe.

Cody Abilene:
You don't understand. I only have one bullet left and I've never hit a moving target in my life. Here he comes.

June Khnockers:
[Stands up and exposes her breasts] Hey, look at these!

Luke:
[Stops and stares] Yeah!

[Cody shoots Luke]

Cody Abilene:
We need this film developed.

Rodney, the Photographer:
Sure, no problem.

Cody Abilene:
Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.

Rodney, the Photographer:
Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.

Cody Abilene:
All right, it's these hands. They're the lethal weapons.

Beverly:
Yeah, just be careful when you play with yourself.

Liza Chamberlain:
Did you hear that she got raped this afternoon by two homosexuals? One held her down and the other one did her hair.

Shane:
Thanks a lot, I enjoyed it.

Liza Chamberlain:
Damn you, Shane, you son of a b*tch!

Liza Chamberlain:
Cody, do you cook?

Cody Abilene:
Not much.

Liza Chamberlain:
Well, what do you usually make for dinner?

Cody Abilene:
Reservations.

May:
Cody, Cody, Cody. I understand you're a private investigator.

Faye:
And we want to know if you'll investigate our privates.

May:
Mmm hmm.