Meatballs Part II

Jamie:
Fanny, please I've got it all figured out.

Fanny:
Whatever you've got figured out does not include me.

Jamie:
Fanny please, I love them!

Fanny:
Them?

Jamie:
Uh, I mean you...

Jamie:
Nobody knows we're here. This is a great place.

Fanny:
Not like that spot last summer?

Jamie:
Uh, no. No, no, no.

Fanny:
All those kids! All those flashbulbs!

Jamie:
Uh, no. No, no, no.

Fanny:
Or that time down at the lake?

Jamie:
Fanny, look, snakes only come out like that once a year.

Fanny:
Just remember ladies. That this is a cabin for respectable women. There will be no talk of pinkies. They're not playthings, you know! They're weapons! Dangerous weapons! Like loaded guns! They can go off when you least expect it!

Jamie:
Okay, this is it. It's a nice spot. Really secluded.

Fanny:
Are you sure it's safe?

Jamie:
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

Col. Bat Jack Hershey:
[on seeing Flash, wearing a woman's dress, being levitated into the air by Meathead the alien] My God, he really *is* a fairy!

Armand 'Flash' Carducci:
Hi, girls. What's happening? My name's Flash, what's yours?

Nancy:
Don't talk to him, Cheryl, he's a dork.

Armand 'Flash' Carducci:
I'm not a dork, I'm Italian!

Fanny:
Jamie! Stop f***ing my tits and help me up. Ahhhhhh!

Jamie:
Albert, when you were born were your parents expecting children?