G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Roadblock:
Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !

Roadblock:
In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Roadblock:
I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

Roadblock:
Damn ninjas.

Zartan:
[greeting Cobra Commander] Cool mask!

Zartan:
Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.

Zartan:
Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.

Zartan:
On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.

Zartan:
You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!

Zartan:
Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.

Joe Colton:
DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

Joe Colton:
It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Joe Colton:
[sneaking up behind the Joes] I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.

President:
Is this where I ask you what you have planned?

Lady Jaye:
Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.

Warden Nigel James:
Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.

Warden Nigel James:
Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness.

Cobra Commander:
Destro... you're out of the band.

Cobra Commander:
The Cobra revolution has begun.

Flint:
Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

Firefly:
[beating Roadblock] I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!

Firefly:
Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day.

Joe Colton:
You alright?

Lady Jaye:
Yeah. Are you alright?

Joe Colton:
My cholesterol's a little high.

Flint:
We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.

Roadblock:
There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Roadblock:
General.

Joe Colton:
Call me Joe.

Captain Duke Hauser:
Drive it like you stole it!

Roadblock:
As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Captain Duke Hauser:
Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?

Roadblock:
Not from their backs they don't.

Roadblock:
[seeing Mouse is nervous] My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.

Roadblock:
That's on the rise. Like your panties.

Captain Duke Hauser:
You love my panties.

Roadblock:
That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...

Captain Duke Hauser:
Alright, ok, I'm just saying...

Roadblock:
You love my panties?

Captain Duke Hauser:
Are you going to shut up?

Roadblock:
What does that mean?

Roadblock:
[to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander] Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?

Roadblock:
That's what I thought.

Zartan:
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.

Zartan:
Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.

Lady Jaye:
My dad could see me now...

Flint:
What are you talking about?

Lady Jaye:
You wouldn't believe it.

Flint:
Why?

Lady Jaye:
Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. My mom had me.

Flint:
Well he must be really proud of you then.

Lady Jaye:
He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.

Flint:
Did it work?

Lady Jaye:
He died before I got the chance.

Firefly:
[after punching the president] That was for the tax high.

Zartan:
Like you pay taxes.

Firefly:
Ain't always about me.

Roadblock:
Where can we find you, general?

Roadblock:
You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Roadblock:
I ain't gonna be in neutral.

French Leader:
You will have to answer for this... to your Congress... your courts.

Cobra Commander:
Correction: *They* will have to answer to *me*.

Indian Leader:
What is it you want?

Cobra Commander:
I want it all!

Mouse:
Delicious.

Zartan:
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.

President:
I bet that endears you to the people.

Zartan:
Well that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me.

Roadblock:
Where can we find you, general?

Joe Colton:
Just need my orders.

Roadblock:
You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Joe Colton:
[offering his car] It idles a little rough in neutral.

Roadblock:
I ain't gonna be in neutral.

Joe Colton:
Hoo-rah.