My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

Trixie:
[at the vending machine, Twilight ponders how to get food out of it] Excuse me. [bombastically] The Great and Powerful Trixie! [normal tone]... needs some peanut butter crackers.

[she places a coin in, and retrieves the crackers]

Trixie:
Voil?!

Twilight Sparkle:
But the fall formal *has* to happen tonight. [sighs] You see...

Pinkie Pie:
You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in *this* world and you won't be able to get back for like a really, really long time! [squee]

Princess Celestia:
Sunset Shimmer, is she all right?

Twilight Sparkle:
I think she's going to be fine. I left her in good hands.

Rainbow Dash:
What are hands?

Twilight Sparkle:
[last lines; talking about Flash Sentry] Don't be ridiculous. I don't even know him. He just...

Pinkie Pie:
Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar, was in a band, and helped prove you didn't destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for princess of the big dance, and asked you to dance at that dance!

[big breath]

Pinkie Pie:
Right?

Twilight Sparkle:
How did you know that?

Pinkie Pie:
Just a hunch.

[squee]

Spike:
Those are my girls! Woo-hoo!

Drummer:
Did that dog just talk? Whoa. Weird.

Spike:
Seriously? The talking dog is the weird thing about all this?

Pinkie Pie:
If I only had some kind of party cannon that could decorate everything super fast!

Twilight Sparkle:
Looks like if I want my crown back, I'll have to become Princess of the Canterlot High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!

Spike:
And how exactly do you plan on doing that?

Twilight Sparkle:
I have no idea!

Rainbow Dash:
So what's the plan? How can I help you be princess instead of Sunset Shimmer?

Twilight Sparkle:
But... but I... lost!

Rainbow Dash:
Of course you lost. I'm awesome! But I'm not going to ask just anyone to try and beat Sunset Shimmer. The Fall Formal Princess should be someone with heart and determination. You've proved that you've got 'em both!

Spike:
Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears!

Rarity:
Gah...

Spike:
Uh, maybe later.

Twilight Sparkle:
I'm glad you followed me here, Spike.

Spike:
Me too... Unless of course we get stuck here for another thirty moons.

Rarity:
I, for one, think you're adorable.

Spike:
Oh, yeah.

Rarity:
Twilight! Oh, sorry, darling, but I just realized you're not wearing your crown. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, have you?

Twilight Sparkle:
It's in my bag. Just feel a little self-conscious about wearing it. Haven't really gotten accustomed to these yet, either.

Rarity:
You are a princess now, Twilight. Embrace it! I'm telling you, if I had a crown like that, I would never take it off. Why, I'd sleep in the thing.

Flash Sentry:
So, uh, I was wondering. If you aren't already going with somebody, wanna go to the Fall Formal with me tomorrow night?

Twilight Sparkle:
That would be... Tomorrow night? No, no no no no no, no no no no no! Nonononono! I can't! The portal! That'll be too late!

Flash Sentry:
One "no" would have been fine!

Twilight Sparkle:
You will never rule in Equestria. Any power you had in this world is gone. But tonight, you showed everyone who you really are. You showed them what is in your heart.

Sunset Shimmer:
[tearfully] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't know there was another way.

Twilight Sparkle:
The magic of friendship just doesn't exist in Equestria, it's everywhere. You can seek it out! Or you will forever be alone. The choice is yours.

Sunset Shimmer:
But all I ever done since being here was drive everyone apart. I don't know the first thing about friendship.

Twilight Sparkle:
[gets Sunset up] I bet they could teach you.

Sunset Shimmer:
[In a Youtube Poop esque video about Twilight] Twilight Sparkle wants to be your Fall Formal Princess. But what does it say about our school if we give someone like this... such an important honor?

Twilight Sparkle:
What did you do with my crown?

Sunset Shimmer:
Sorry it had to be this way... Princess.

Fluttershy:
Oh, I'm really sorry. I-I just found it, and-and I thought I should give it to her. I didn't know you had dropped it.

Sunset Shimmer:
Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and ruined everything! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you.

Fluttershy:
[hushed] It... doesn't really belong to you, either.

Sunset Shimmer:
Excuse me?

Fluttershy:
N-n-nothing...

Sunset Shimmer:
That's what I thought. It's as good as mine, and you know it. You really are pathetic. It's no wonder your best friends are all stray animals.

Twilight Sparkle:
How dare you speak to her that way!

Sunset Shimmer:
What did you say?

Twilight Sparkle:
I said, "How dare you speak to her that way!"

Sunset Shimmer:
You must be new here. I can speak to anyone any way I want. [locker door shuts]

Sunset Shimmer:
This looks terrible! There should be more streamers near the stage and fewer balloons. [balloon pops]

Snips:
Yeah, streamers!

Snails:
And fewer balloons! [thud]

Sunset Shimmer:
Fizzy apple cider? Ugh! This is my coronation, not a hoedown.

Applejack:
Well, now, it ain't necessarily gonna be your coronation this time around.

Sunset Shimmer:
Oh, is that so? You country folk really aren't that bright. Must be why the other students say such awful things about you.

Applejack:
Grrr...

Sunset Shimmer:
Obviously it's gonna be my coronation. I'm running unopposed.

Pinkie Pie:
Not this time. The new girl just signed up!

Sunset Shimmer:
What?

Pinkie Pie:
I know. Her handwriting is really bad.

Sunset Shimmer:
[to herself] Where is this Twilight Sparkle? [laughs] [to Applejack and Pinkie Pie] I'm looking forward to meeting the competition!

Sunset Shimmer:
Can't believe I didn't recognize you earlier. Shoulda known Princess Celestia would send her prized pupil here after my crown, and her little dog, too.

Twilight Sparkle:
It's my crown! Sunset Shimmer: Sunset Shimmer: Pop quiz: what happens when you bring an Element of Harmony into an alternate world? You don't know? Seriously? [laughing] And you're supposed to be Princess Celestia's star student? Then again, what were the chances she'd find somepony as bright as me to take under her wing after I decided to leave Equestria? Bit embarrassing that you were the best she could do.

Sunset Shimmer:
Whatever. This is just a minor setback for me. You don't know the first thing about this place, and I already rule it. Twilight Sparkle: If that's so, why do you even need my crown? You went to an awful lot of trouble to switch it with the one that belongs here.

Twilight Sparkle:
If that's so, why do you even need my crown? You went to an awful lot of trouble to switch it with the one that belongs here.

Sunset Shimmer:
Pop quiz: what happens when you bring an Element of Harmony into an alternate world? You don't know? Seriously? [laughing] And you're supposed to be Princess Celestia's star student? Then again, what were the chances she'd find somepony as bright as me to take under her wing after I decided to leave Equestria? Bit embarrassing that you were the best she could do. [Spike growls] Oh, and I'd keep an eye on your mutt. Hate for him to be... taken away from you.

Spike:
Is that a threat?

Sunset Shimmer:
Oh, of course not. [Spike barks] But I'd cut down on the chatter if I were you. Don't want everyone to know you don't belong here, now would you? You wanna be a princess here? Please. You don't know the first thing about fitting in.

Twilight Sparkle:
You see—

Pinkie Pie:
(rapid fire) You’re from an alternate world and you’re a pony princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don’t work anymore and you need them to help protect your magical world, and if you don’t get the crown tonight, you’ll be stuck in this world and you won’t be able to get back for like, a really, really long time! [squee]

(Twilight's jaw drops, Spike's jaw also drops.)

Rainbow Dash:
Yeah. I’m pretty sure that isn’t the reason.

Spike:
Nope, she’s pretty much spot on.

Rarity:
HE CAN TALK?!?!

Spike:
Oh, yeah. And back where I come from, I’m not even a dog! I’m a ferocious, fire-breathing dragon!

Fluttershy:
(Shoves Rarity aside) This...is...so...amazing! Tell me, what are you thinking right now?

(She smiles widely; Rarity's jaw drops.)

Spike:
Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears.

Rarity:
Gah...

Spike:
Uh...maybe later.

Twilight Sparkle:
How did you know all that?

Pinkie Pie:
Just a hunch.

(Last lines; after Twilight runs into Pony Flash Sentry)

Twilight Sparkle:
Who is that?

Princess Cadence:
He’s a new member of the castle guard. Flash Sentry, I think. Why? Do you know him?

Twilight:
Not exactly.

Applejack:
Ooooh, somepony’s got a crush on the new guy!

Twilight Sparkle:
No. No, I don’t.

Rarity:
(gasps) She does! She absolutely does!

Twilight Sparkle:
Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t even know him. He just—

Pinkie Pie:
(rapid fire) Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar and was in a band and helped prove you didn’t destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for Princess of the big dance, and then asked you to dance at that dance, Right?!

(Long pause)

Twilight Sparkle:
How did you know that?

Pinkie Pie:
Just a hunch.